sad girls

the female version of sad boys

Jack: "do you think Jill is okay?"
John: "she'll be fine, she's just one of those sad girls ."

by lextraordinary May 6, 2018

sad-act

Noun - an insult. "You are such a sad act."

Especially useful after they use a lame comeback or do an action of unspeakably sad proportions.

1. I just sent you a pokemon on facebook! See what it is! Send me one back! - This person is a sad-act

2. This email was sent by a sad-act and contains the ghost of Joe Bloggs, send it on to 100 people or he will sneak into your house at 3:15 this morning and rape your hamster!

3. Yeah?! Yeah?! Well.....I did your Mum! - You're such a sad-act...

by hidden-agenda January 6, 2010

Sad cunts

Two or more people who are both sad and cunts. Sad cunts.

Keith and Aaron are a pair of sad cunts.

by JimJimJimFlanagan April 15, 2013

sad wink

When you prematurely ejaculate and hit yourself in one eye with most of your load.

Daryl saw his mom in the shower, now he has a sad wink.

by racing4disaster April 22, 2014

sad balloon

It isn’t exactly a woman with a flat chest, but she isn’t exactly an “A “cup either. It is when the breasts looks like a birthday party balloon that you have found behind the couch 3 weeks after your birthday party, Just kind of old and deflated and most of all sad. :(

Man, her ass is nice, but she sure does have some sad balloons...what the hell, I'll still bang her...

by Balloon Popper August 16, 2010

Infinite Sadness

When, after an epic night of drinking where your problems don't matter, you wake up in the morning and all of your life's problems come rushing at you at once. This usually leads to you sitting on the edge of your bed with your head in your hands, just contemplating all the ways you can attempt to fix your life.

Last night was such an epic night! I woke up with the worst case of Infinite Sadness this morning though.

by AlphaCaveman August 19, 2010

April Sadness

April Sadness is the sad feeling one gets when one is expecting the warm weather during the spring to keep up, but suddenly experiences a weather shift, especially snow. This may in some rare cases lead to April Madness.

Sofie: "Oh no! Not snow! God!"
Thomas: "Ah, you're suffering from April Sadness, you are"

by Thomas and Sofie April 16, 2007