Roy Sullivan

A park ranger who was struck by lightning SEVEN times throughout his life, committed suicide after getting friendzoned in his seventies, and then got struck by lightning an eighth time, six feet under.

Roy Sullivan would have been awesome to have as a grandfather. Can you just imagine being able to say that your grandpa is a "Human Lightning Rod"?

by Ubeenbamboozledson April 26, 2022

Raunchy Roy

An adult beverage take on the classic Roy Rodgers.
Akin to a Dirty Shirley, it is Coke, Vodka, and a splash of Grenadine.

Barkeep, please start me off with a Raunchy Roy this evening.

by Adumb33 August 12, 2025

roy

someone with a big forhead

Oh look roys lil big ass forhead blockin the screen

by asshole fart July 11, 2020

Roy

Roy is the best boyfriend yo cold ever have. He is sweet and wholesome and everything good in the world. He doesn't exactly know how to take a hint and sometimes needs a little help. He is extremely smart but doesn't try to hard. he is normally fit and likes to work out. he is a generally sweet and caring guy you shouldn't ever let him go.

oh he must be a roy

by Kendle maria January 26, 2022

Roy Smooth Sounds

They produce music and sell headphones

I love listening to Roy Smooth Sounds

by Γαπδθμ Λφπ Δдялειг April 3, 2021

ROI-Centricity

Focused on the return on investment of customers. Ensuring that they get what they pay for.

Wow, that company sure is filled with "ROI-Centricity" about my business!

by lancerj November 16, 2009

Roy Hitler

everybody know moos, here we got Mr.Sandberg who killed a moos without rights to do it, the moos tried to stop it but roy had other ideas, this ended in the second world war because Mr.Sandberg rejected to jail and the moos made their own bataljon and tried to stung Roy, but roy said to he`s fetter that he would probably take some more moos to his basement, hes known in our school for killing a moos and having kids in he`s basement and he is stinky

Joe: what? what happend to the moos?
Yuri: Roy was probably here.
Joe: oh, i got it
Yuri: yes, hes called Roy hitler for a reason
Joe: yes, He killed 6 million moos while Germans Killed 6 million Jews

by SavageScrimss November 12, 2019