down route

Most commonly a woman who is broke, easy, and lies about having money and class. Meanwhile they're standing at the bus stop at two in the morning.

That down route slept with my man and stole his jacket the next day.

by Flexy April 12, 2008

wooden router

This is what you call the router of someone on an online game who has very slow internet connection and therefore has high latency and lags a lot.

Gamer 1: Omfg I can't play with this delay. There is such much lag
Gamer 2: Nobody else is lagging its just you.
Gamer 3: Yeah you just have a wooden router.

by YYHeff January 19, 2011

Dusty Router

When an IT professional has sex with someone more than twice their age while performing their official duties.

"Yeah, Todd helped old lady Thatcher on the seventh floor with her new login and gave her the dusty router right in her office!"

"Door open?"

"You know it."

by Positive Control February 26, 2018

going rogue

Is to cease to follow orders of a mundane life; We act on our own, always against expectations or institutional instructions. We pursue our own interest!

FML, I so tired of going into work to deal with, the lack of common sense, along with ignorance of upper management. I so tired of this I am going Rogue!

by RogueGentlman_12 June 18, 2019

Brandon Routh

Talented.
Brilliant.
Incredible.
Amazing.
Gorgeous.
Beautiful.
Show-stopping.
Spectacular.
Never the same.
Totally unique.

The handsome actor known for playing Clark Kent/Superman in "Superman Returns" and "Crisis On Infinite Earths", Ray Palmer/The Atom on "Arrow" and "DC's Legends Of Tomorrow", and Todd Ingram/Evil Ex #3 in "Scott Pilgrim vs. the World". He is phenomenally sexy!!!

Brandon Routh is so kind and talented; a real-life superhero.

by BluntSassyandHonest October 4, 2020

Tyler Rout

a guy with a phat horse cock

that guy has a dick like Tyler Rout! almost 17 inches!

by bighorsemeat January 25, 2021

Avatar Routine

The ultimate wake-up routine consisting of shower (water), drying your hair (air), making strong coffee (earth) and lighting a joint (fire). Specifically in this order.

Laura: How are you feeling this morning?
Josh: Great! Was difficult to get up but i'm ready to start the day after my avatar routine.

by vglleo November 23, 2021