Robert-Jan

male with a big penis

Timothy: ZAMN! his cock is huge.
Pablo: yes he's a real Robert-Jan

by Swaggamer69 November 28, 2021

Robert Sheehan

The most beautiful man to walk the entire Earth
He never wears shoes and we respect that
He has the coolest eyes ever and very curly hair, which makes him the ultimate handsome man (and he's Irish)
He usually plays drug addicts or gay characters, which is great
He's in Misfits (Nathan) and The Umbrella Academy (Klaus) and other stuff
Overall Robert is the prettiest guy you'll ever see in your life<3

Person 1: Who is that dude in an interview with no shoes on?
Person 2: Oh, that's just Robert Sheehan
Person 1: Oh right, makes sense, he looks cool
Person 2: Yeah he is, and he gives zero fucks about what people think
Person 1: Damn, that's nice

by CaptainCrowley February 2, 2022

Roberto

He is a playboy who has 50 girlfriends and they all love him so much, Every girl who talks to him is automatically his gf

Roberto: Hi
Syd: Hello

*becomes girlfriend*

by cAlessaurushusygcsvgswf3ejxreg December 15, 2022

Mercy Roberts

Hooker. Walmart Gift Card. not just a hooker MY hooker.

Me - Omg, Mercy Roberts is a hooker.
You - and a walmart gift card.
Me - for sure.

by thedefinitionofchelsea February 13, 2010

the robert special

the Robert special is when the Alfa male ejaculates his load all over his next of kin

Jacob always gets the Robert special

bex also gets the Robert special

by the terrorist January 16, 2017

Amanda Robert Cooper

Amanda Bobby Cooper "ABC" is a hot lil blonde fighter chick in the UFC.

Amanda Robert Cooper can kick the foock out of most men!

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone December 6, 2017

Si Robertson

Si Robertson is tied for the 2nd most powerful being in existence with Shaggy, and #1 being Gucci Berry. Si Robertson can create anything from anything. He can make a Barrett .50 cal out of 3 sticks,a couple of rubber band, a piece of gum, and some shrapnel. He also gets most of his power from his beard and his special ancient tea that he makes himself.

That man is a true Si Robertson.

by Somoki January 26, 2019