Mud Roach

The male version of a mud cricket. Wears designer jeans and fancy boots and drives a jacked up truck pretending to be a country cowboy. Fucks any mud cricket whore in sight with short shorts and boots on. Has never seen a farm or driven a tractor but thinks he's country because he listens to Jelly Roll and Sam Hunt.

Look at all them Mud Roaches and their lifted trucks tailgating at the Florida Georgia Line concert.

by Thew12 August 30, 2023

kissing the roach

The action of trying to smoke the last smokeable bit of a blunt.

"Don't burn your fingers when you're kissing the roach!"

"Hey man, it's practically a roach now but do you wanna try and kiss it?"

by poudreaux April 30, 2015

Raid the roach motel

To combine several weed roaches to make a full blunt/ joint.

My weedman was late, so I had to raid the roach motel.

by MrSmileyTat2 June 29, 2017

Roach Killers

A friend that does not ask for weed but instead will ask for/take your roaches.

Hey man, I'm out till pay-day. Can I smoke your roaches?

Tom and Jim came over again last night, with out any weed and smoked all my roaches. Roach Killers!

by Anto Commie April 14, 2010

Papa Roach

The remainder of a smoked joint that is much larger than the average "roach" and has been disposed of, on the ground, by a smoker who has had reason to dispose of it. A "papa roach" is minimum one-third of a full joint. Papa roaches are often found at the initiation site of a police chase as the person smoking the joint may likely attempt to dispose of the "evidence" by throwing the partially smoked joint out the window of a car.

Korey - "Hey man, did you see that guy take off in his 1995 Ford Escort?"
Bennett - "Yeah, lets go check and see if he tossed a papa roach."

by Korey Bastian October 12, 2008

cock touching roach

a cockroach that happens to be sitting on one's towel when one attempts to dry one's genitals (or anus).

when the unfortunate insect comes into contact with the area in question, immediate squashage will usually result, causing the present death of the violative cockroach.

you may need to have another shower after you have come into contact with the cock touching roach.

There was a cock touching roach sitting on my towel, he is dead now.

by stiastyles June 20, 2007

Roach Clip

A term used in place of the original:

Pot Holder

It appears Pot Holder was already taken.

"Ethel, please use the roach clip. It's over there - near the pot holder."

by Mike December 11, 2003