ride or nevermind

When you're down for most things, but let's be serious. People do some crazy shit.

So, it looks like I'm single again.
Oh no! What happened?
Well, my girlfriend got pretty drunk at the bar the other night...
And?
She thought it'd be a good idea to test how strong our relationship was by getting into a fight with the bouncer. Too bad she didn't realize I was pretty ride or nevermind about us.
Oh, damn. What did you do?
Me? I ordered another drink and requested her an Uber.

by El Capitan Slamdance April 20, 2016

Bull Riding

When a married woman has sex with her lover, boyfriend or date commonly referred to as a Bull. When a woman has sex with someone other than her husband, usually a larger virile or well hung male partner. Such a partner is referred to as her Bull.

My wife’s vagina was sore from bull riding last night.

by Dancerooster July 8, 2023

ride the rapids

During sex of an intense nature, there are superfluous fluids, inducing splashback; it feels like you've been hit in the head with a paddle.

Sue hopes to be able to ride the rapids when she gets home tonight.

by lincolnchefboy February 23, 2011

ride in paradise

Shortened to „RIP“
Is a sentence often used my motorcyclists and bikers to pay tribute or honor another motorcyclist who passed away, mostly in an accident.

„Goodbye David! You‘ll never be forgotten! Ride in paradise, my friend!“

„He died last week in an accident. Was hit by a car.„
„May he ride in paradise.“

by Enrikorez July 15, 2019

Riding Gilbert

The typical term used to describe when one removes one’s bicycle seat, proceeds to aptly lubricate the the remaining seat tube, and then begins riding while sitting bare bummed on the pole in order to generate maximum prostate stimulation.

Most commonly used amongst off road mountain bike groups.

Origins of the term is thought to have started in the San Francisco East Bay Area.

Also see Riding Diablo.

Rand died today while Riding Gilbert down the mountain trail. It was unexpectedly too bumpy. He died with a smile on his face.

by T. Little May 14, 2021

Recession Ride

A prostitute that lowers her prices for the changing economy.

"Man, Shelly understands my financial needs, and gave me a recession ride."

by rage-cage September 18, 2012

Riding the Empty

The act of carrying around an empty beercan and pretending to drink from it. The purpose of this is either because you have hit your limit and know you are going to puke if you have one more or you don't want too look like a wussy.

Man, I had to be riding the empty last night for two hours until my ride showed up at the party.

by Navy Cowboy August 10, 2009