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Pterodactyl Ride

A euphemism for sex, inspired by manipulation of female genitalia to resemble a pterodactyl, wherein the clitoris is the beak, and the labia minora is stretched to resemble the wings.
Man, Lacie is the hottest paleontologist I've ever seen! I'd love to take a pterodactyl ride with her!
by Madfat February 28, 2011
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Ride Hobo

Someone who doesn't own any form of transportation and has to call people for rides because they are too lazy to walk.
Tom: Mark is such a ride hobo
John: I know, he really needs to get a car or something
by Mighty Arrow April 17, 2010
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Group Ride

A group ride occurs when multiple motorcyclists get together and ride as a group. It is akin to a convoy.
Group Ride: It's like group sex, but with all of the leather and none of the penetration.
by lo_0l January 16, 2014
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Riding the Empty

The act of carrying around an empty beercan and pretending to drink from it. The purpose of this is either because you have hit your limit and know you are going to puke if you have one more or you don't want too look like a wussy.
Man, I had to be riding the empty last night for two hours until my ride showed up at the party.
by Navy Cowboy August 10, 2009
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riding elmo

Sex with a girl on her period.
I was riding Elmo last night. It looked like a murder scene.
by Alchelswon November 22, 2013
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Riding Gilbert

The typical term used to describe when one removes one’s bicycle seat, proceeds to aptly lubricate the the remaining seat tube, and then begins riding while sitting bare bummed on the pole in order to generate maximum prostate stimulation.

Most commonly used amongst off road mountain bike groups.

Origins of the term is thought to have started in the San Francisco East Bay Area.

Also see Riding Diablo.
Rand died today while Riding Gilbert down the mountain trail. It was unexpectedly too bumpy. He died with a smile on his face.
by T. Little May 14, 2021
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Recession Ride

A prostitute that lowers her prices for the changing economy.
"Man, Shelly understands my financial needs, and gave me a recession ride."
by rage-cage September 18, 2012
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