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Trolley riding

When a dog or animal scoots or draggs it's rectum on the carpet. This is usually done by walking with the front two legs and sitting with the back two legs lifted.
Holy Crap!Look at your dogg she is doing something nasty on the carpet!!

Oh no!! Roxie is trolley riding again. I think she might have worms or something.

Thats gnarly, i hope you have a carpet cleaner or something!
by Zaca July 10, 2009
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riding elmo

Sex with a girl on her period.
I was riding Elmo last night. It looked like a murder scene.
by Alchelswon November 22, 2013
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Jet Riding

The act of 'getting off' while in the hot tub by pressing your genitals up against the jets, and if anyone asks, you are simply working out an injury or sore muscle.
I was minding my business (true story) in the hot tub, when a young woman started freaking out that buddy beside her was jet riding. Suddenly there were more bubbles than usual and her screams woke me from a relaxed state.
by Jono Blitz November 5, 2011
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Recession Ride

A prostitute that lowers her prices for the changing economy.
"Man, Shelly understands my financial needs, and gave me a recession ride."
by rage-cage September 18, 2012
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ride in paradise

Shortened to „RIP“
Is a sentence often used my motorcyclists and bikers to pay tribute or honor another motorcyclist who passed away, mostly in an accident.
„Goodbye David! You‘ll never be forgotten! Ride in paradise, my friend!“

„He died last week in an accident. Was hit by a car.„
„May he ride in paradise.“
by Enrikorez July 15, 2019
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ride or nevermind

When you're down for most things, but let's be serious. People do some crazy shit.
So, it looks like I'm single again.
Oh no! What happened?
Well, my girlfriend got pretty drunk at the bar the other night...
And?
She thought it'd be a good idea to test how strong our relationship was by getting into a fight with the bouncer. Too bad she didn't realize I was pretty ride or nevermind about us.
Oh, damn. What did you do?
Me? I ordered another drink and requested her an Uber.
by El Capitan Slamdance April 20, 2016
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Riding Gilbert

The typical term used to describe when one removes one’s bicycle seat, proceeds to aptly lubricate the the remaining seat tube, and then begins riding while sitting bare bummed on the pole in order to generate maximum prostate stimulation.

Most commonly used amongst off road mountain bike groups.

Origins of the term is thought to have started in the San Francisco East Bay Area.

Also see Riding Diablo.
Rand died today while Riding Gilbert down the mountain trail. It was unexpectedly too bumpy. He died with a smile on his face.
by T. Little May 14, 2021
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