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You've Been Raptured

To have something bad happen to you, unexpectedly or not.
After Having your way with a girl, she gets up and tells you she has STDs or AIDS

A friend might pop into the room and scream, "You've been Raptured!"

A book falls on your foot in the library

A friend looks at you and says, "You've been raptured!"
by MeatheadMilitia July 9, 2011
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Rapture bomb

As described by the Gizmodo blog : "get a bunch of your old clothes in full sets of pants, shirts, and shoes. Bonus points if you leave accessories like an old watch or sunglasses to go with them. Lay them out as if people have suddenly disappeared, leaving only the clothes behind. Be creative. Take pictures."
with all the clothes on my bedroom floor, it looks like a rapture bomb orgy happened
by Harold Camping October 5, 2011
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Raitrú

The most important thing that’s ever happened to the podcasting and YouTube world. Also use as Latino slang for “seriously...”
Diablo cabron, ¿viste el episodio ayer de RAITRÚ? Esos si que me hacen reír con su creatividad y originalidad. Ha ha ha, son los mejores mano. Wow. I love them.
by losverdaderis July 28, 2020
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raptor claw

The un-official finger chant for the fans of the Toronto Raptors.
The Toronto fans rose their raptor claws in the air when Vince Carter dunked on Dwayne Wade.
by torontorap1999 April 6, 2010
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Emo raptor

One who falls into the emo category(see emo), and also has a hip or arm problem which forces one to walk in such a way as to resemble a velociraptor. Also, may stalk his pray(cheating girlfriend), at her place of work, attempting to catch the said girlfriend in the act of flirting with the other guy.
The emo raptor attempted to catch her with me, but i was too smooth.
by Emo raptor hunter March 15, 2009
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RapturedBeats

by Rapturedbeats March 27, 2003
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raiatea

Raiatea is one of the most ugly bitches on planet earth she will annoy you until your last nerve breaks she is just the annoyingest bitch kid there is so if you ever meet a raiatea your in bad luck and she also fucks with guys 4 years older than her so I'm warning yah
Raiatea is such a hoe
by kidd_023 May 21, 2018
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