Quafting

when you fart, lift gently toward the nose of the person(s) surrounding you so they can further enjoy the aroma that has disseminated from your rectum

I farted, it smelt like Secaucus and I got caught quafting into my mother's nose

by Jay Bronsky February 20, 2009

Quotate

To vocally quote a term using an inflection in your voice.

Dude: You ever quotate anything?
Chick: Of course, that's when you tell someone you're quoting something by changing your voice, right?
Dude: Yes!

by MakeUpWordsForFun April 10, 2010

Quofe

When your penis has a queef

Arnold was chillin until he farted from the front of his pants therefore he had a quofe

by Bjshejamsshjsnx November 27, 2018

Inspirational quoter

The faggot who keeps posting lame phrases on instagram, twitter, facebook etc. These people try to be inspirational but look cringy and idiotic

Sam: *insert inspirational bullshit
Danny: shut your inspirational quoter ass you faggot

by I_am_a_faggot February 12, 2021

daily boner quota

The accumulative act of popping erections at the sight of an attractive woman.

Used to verify the basic level of attractiveness of any given woman.

Abbreviation: DBQ

See also: "strokability scale"

Upon seeing a hottie: "Check out that girl, she's helping me reach my daily boner quota."

Upon seeing a fug: "The DBQ is down five points today."

Upon jizzing one's pants: "I just went over my daily boner quota."

by rogius April 11, 2011

Quotev

'Quotev' is a bad website that deletes innocent people off of their website and never lets them come back. It also misinterpreted cyber bullying by punishing the victim of the bullying.

'I got deleted off of Quotev because I reported somebody being racist. DO NOT JOIN QUOTEV.'

by EleanortheAngry September 11, 2015

Quotev

Quotev is a place known for people who like to write stories, make quizzes and polls, or even join groups. Its a place where you can post activities, and things like that.

Not only that, its filled with some pretty shitty people, and I wouldn't recommend it. People rarely ever make stories or quizzes anymore and are too busy hiding behind a picture of their favorite celebrity. In all the other definitions, they say everyone is family, and everyone is equal. Lmao.

Want to make fake friends and get depressed? Go to quotev.

by newyearsnobody June 26, 2016