Puke Fantasy

The most disgusting thoughts you can conjure up to make yourself puke because you’re hung over.

Morbidly obese lesbians humping in nacho cheese or gelatin is my go to puke fantasy when I have to make myself throw up. Case in point: their jiggly brachial arm fat that’s riddled with dimples will end me quick.

by Heath Oyama bangs horses April 12, 2023

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Puking baby

Life of Being a mom in two words

I am the mother of a puking baby

by Bethanymomlifeward July 24, 2017

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Domino puke

A person vomits in public. Another person gets disgusted by the sight and himself vomits. Then the next person, and the next, and the next... forming a sort of Domino-like chain reaction.

I saw this hobo soil himself on the tram, causing a huge wave of Domino puke.

by Dalud October 11, 2018

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Puke-fucking

When you fuck someone with puke covering your dick/finger.

Probably not popular porn wise, but I just got it from Lucifer Valentine, who's probably dead. Rest in peace.

Lucifer: Man, gotta love puke-fucking, ey?

Interviewer: Uhhhh, yeah

by ChaoticStixx October 20, 2018

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will unclog a toilet and clean up cat-puke

One of the "prime" features that any sensible-minded gal --- especially one with one or more furry feline companions --- secretly jopes to see in a guy's "about me" details when perusing the personals ads.

Ladies, if a dude whom you're dating treats you respectfully and is a cheerful-natured helper and therefore "will unclog a toilet and clean up cat-puke" without grumbling or without even being asked to do it, hang onto him for dear life --- he's d-e-f-i-n-i-t-e-l-y a "keeper", hands down!

by QuacksO August 4, 2018

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