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First World Problems

A more politically correct term for a "White Whine." However, both terms remain misleading: White Whines/First World Problems are not exclusive to whites or those in the First World, and there are many whites and people in the First World who do not suffer from being over-privileged.
Person 1: I wanna call this guy out on a white whine, but I don't want to be offensive.

Person 2: Why not say he's got First World Problems?

Person 1: Don't you mean Developed World Problems?

Person 3: whitewhine.com
by meta_antioch2 March 5, 2011
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Jeff Carris Problem (JCP)

World Series Of Poker Bracelet winner and all-around badass Jeff Carris does not have problems like the rest of us. His problems are problems most people would love to have. A Jeff Carris Problem is not a problem, but rather a decision between two or more badass options.
For example: Jeff Carris might have to decide if it's worth his time to have sex with a mega-hot stripper. Would he rather get a lap dance while playing Call of Duty or Boom 20 K in a couple hours.

"I don't know if I want the Bugatti or the Ferrari. It's a total JCP."

Jeff Carris Problem (JCP)
by autobrick January 26, 2010
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midget problems

1. Doesn't get enough head.
2. Always wants head.
3.Gets head from other People and say to ther Boyfriend or girlfriend it didn't mean anything to them
1."Man you don't get enough head boi you have midget problems."
2."Boi you always want head you got midget problems."
3."Boi you been getting head from everyone but me and you say it don't mean a thang boi please you got midget probles!"
by Chrissy Perry March 12, 2005
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el problemo

the trollface's catchphrase
person 1: "Dude why the fuck would you say that?"
person 2: *posts image of a trollface with "el problemo?" under it*
by MasterDJRE February 28, 2021
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Buff Girl Problems

Problems that a buff girl (see buff girl definition) will experience such as loss in properly fitting button downs, booty shorts that can contain said booty and being mistaken for flexing, at all times.
Tara: ugh, my life is so horrible. I have SO many problems.
Breanna: I'm sorry to hear that. It's better than buff girl problems. I got 99 problems but muscles ain't one.
by Chadwick February 23, 2015
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Problematic

A code word for anything considered to be politically incorrect by ZOG. Commonly used by professors, SJWs and other goyim slaves. It is used as a label to attack or isolate anyone or any idea that could challenge the anti-White dogma currently promulgated by western universities and media.
Girl 1: I stopped seeing that guy I met last month.
Girl 2: But why, you two were hitting it off!?
Girl 1: It turns out, he's a Nazi. Get this, he said that Whites shouldn't be replaced in their own countries.
Girl 2: Um, that sounds highly problematic!
Girl 1. I know. Don't worry, I've already reported him. I sent an e-mail to his boss and the insurance company he works at. With any luck he will be fired by the end of the week.

Girl 2: Right on!
by Carl Weathers August 1, 2022
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what the problem is

what happened how can i help you out of your ethical quagmire
yo why u walkin, what the problem is?
by lil homie 1011 January 29, 2005
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