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Pretzeling

In storytelling or conversations: this phenomenon is when someone doesn't go straight to the point. Instead, they go over and over about various contexts, tangents, and details related (or completely unrelated) to the story, prolonging the journey to reach the ultimate conclusion or main point.
I asked him how he broke up with his ex, he started talking and he keep pretzeling for an hour. at the end turns out he cheated on her.
by DJ DETWEILER January 12, 2024
mugGet the Pretzelingmug.

Logic Pretzel

A twisted, convoluted argument that sounds reasonable on the surface but makes absolutely no sense when examined closely. Often used by manipulative people to avoid accountability or dismiss someone else's valid feelings.

Etymology: Derived from the way actual pretzels are twisted into impossible shapes - much like how some people twist basic logic until it's completely unrecognizable.

Common characteristics:

Uses fancy words to sound smart
Contains circular reasoning
Makes the listener question their own sanity
Usually delivered with complete confidence
Falls apart immediately under scrutiny
"My ex gave me a total logic pretzel when he said he couldn't validate my feelings because they contradicted his feelings. Like, sir, that's not how emotions work."

Example in a sentence: "Don't let him feed you that logic pretzel - two people can have different opinions about the same event and both be valid!"
by PixelbrushProductions June 3, 2025
mugGet the Logic Pretzelmug.

Dirty Pretzel

A female ties her man’s hands to the lower portion of the headboard whilst laying on his back. She then rolls his feet up over his head and ties feet to a higher point on the headboard. Once tied, she then proceeds to eat his ass out while in this pretzel position.
Me: me and the wife got freaky over the weekend.

Them: what happened?
Me: we did da dirty pretzel.
by Brad Daddy February 2, 2024
mugGet the Dirty Pretzelmug.

Bit the Pretzel

To completely fumble a near-perfect situation with a female.
That girl was so into Gary until he managed to spill his red wine all over her red dress. He bit the pretzel.
by gary the pretzel December 19, 2011
mugGet the Bit the Pretzelmug.

Pretzel

When you combine weed and tobacco together
“Yo bro you down to smoke a pretzel?”
“A pretzel? Wtf you talking about”
“It’s when you mix the weed and T like a spliff bro”.

“Ohh yea it do kinda taste like a pretzel. Hahaha let’s smoke a pretzel”
by kosarosa March 13, 2023
mugGet the Pretzelmug.

Pretzel

Legs behind her head handcuffed together and passed around for the pleasure of the boys. Pelvis broken or not, with a little force we can do anything.
we met some girls at the bar, pretzeled them at home, and passed them around for the pleasure of the boys.
by KJAII May 19, 2024
mugGet the Pretzelmug.

pretzel lock

Is number one move in all of Russian Wrestling. The body position is not important, but the move is executed when the only way to escape is to bite the opponent’s genitalia.
TK was pinned by Wilson and escaped by using the pretzel lock.
by Phatlumpia January 11, 2023
mugGet the pretzel lockmug.

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