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Pretzel force

The amount of power or strength it requires for one to pull apart a soft pretzel in relation to the distance of obstacles around the pretzel in question. The amount of time the pretzel has sat at room temperature factors in this equation as well. PF= √p/f/d.

This term is actual chemistry, however. The usage is a phenomenon that typically occurs on Saturday happy hour dates to Scottsdale Beer Company, AZ. Especially when sitting next to handsome men when the pretzel plate is far too near one's beverage.
It wasn't my fault the drink spilled, the pretzel force was too much!
by Katesridiculousness April 19, 2018
mugGet the Pretzel forcemug.

Salted pretzel

The act of having sexual intercourse with a woman while she has her legs behind her head, as you are about to blow your load you cover both her arms and legs with your jizz, tell her you will go get a towel but instead leave her there to dry.
Hey Gary last week I gave Mel a salted pretzel, I wonder if she is still laying there
by Lovecraftmind March 20, 2019
mugGet the Salted pretzelmug.

black pretzel

The act of breaking a black womans (or mans) legs, and bending them behind their head during intercourse for deeper penetration. Cumming on them afterwards will lead to a Black Salted Pretzel.
My dick was to big for her pussy and his Asshole so I broke their legs and had myself a Black Pretzel
by Hubblegotchu December 1, 2019
mugGet the black pretzelmug.

Pretzel Year

A unit of time. There are three years in a pretzel year. This is because there are three holes in every pretzel
I am going to buy a bag of pretzels in two pretzel years.
by Cragnon March 7, 2024
mugGet the Pretzel Yearmug.

chocolate pretzel

this is when one person works their hand into their partners anal cavity (subsequently getting their hand covered in shit), then person one asks their partner if they are hungry. No matter the answer, person one pulls out their shit covered hand and slaps the partner's face
Are you kidding me man? We've been dating for 2 weeks, of course i've given her the ol' chocolate pretzel!
by AGBurton October 3, 2008
mugGet the chocolate pretzelmug.

toilet pretzel

When your stomach is upset and you shit a log in the toilet in the shape of a pretzel.
My guy, can you pull over at that gas station. I gotta make a toilet pretzel.
by Colonel musterd September 4, 2022
mugGet the toilet pretzelmug.

Elvis Pretzel

by ElvisPretzel October 31, 2023
mugGet the Elvis Pretzelmug.

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