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african pretzle

woah that nigger just gave me a African pretzle
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Pretzels

The white crystal powdery like substance that is the research chemical called MDPV, can also be referred to as "pretzels." The coke-like euphoric feel all derives from the chemical similarity it has with illegal bath salts. Pretzels have a very salty background, but yet still remains popular in the streets of America. Often ingested in very small "bullet" amounts through the nose by snorting/bumping (aka eating) the pretzels. If taken, sleep is often ruled out due to extreme insomnia, which usually causes a binge mentality by going several days without sleep and constant use. Users side effects will mostly consist of insomnia, dry mouth, tongue soreness, heart rate increase, appetite loss, weight loss, sweating, hallucinations, chapped lips/nose, hyper, EXTREMELY talkative, and in some cases, even extreme paranoia. If not responsible, this research chemical can become highly addictive due to the constant re-dosage every 15-30 minutes of small lines in order to maintain the "up" if binging, which happens quite often. Even with all those side effects mentioned, the comedown is actually not all that bad. Sleep is all that is required in order to sober/stop wanting more. So don't fiend for more, just make sure you get rest. Pretzels are great to eat with friends, but can be done alone as well. Just eat responsibly people, don't let Auntie Ann control you, cause she can be a bitch sometimes.
Example #1
Bro1: "Wanna go to Auntie Anns later today n get some pretzels?!"

Bro2: "YAAA I'm so down to get crazy! no work for me tomorrow so we can steady wyl' out for da homies tn"

Bro1: "solid, ill hit you up in a lil ya fart ass"

Example #2
Damn, just woke up....and realize ive slept for more than 12 hours!! Feel fine but my tongue hurts so bad. Eating pretzels for the past few days was pretty stupid idea, just exhausted.
by mgmnasty January 17, 2013
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Prezels

OH CRAP I SPELLED "PRETZELS" LIKE "PREZELS"!!!
by Xion.Poops June 29, 2016
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leg pretzeling

The act of tangling or resting your legs on those of a significant other. Pretzeling, but often devoid of contact except for the legs.
Because he was too much of a pansy to make a real move, Thomas settled for leg pretzeling with Emma during the movie.
by rayshella January 26, 2009
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prepzel

a word used by punk rockers to describe a preppy girl. Used as an inside joke/insult.
Man that girl is a prepzel!! You see how much makeup she has on? She only has all them guys on her because of her looks and they only want to f**k her!!
by AnGeL April 10, 2004
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Pretzels

The only wrong ingredient in Chex Mix
Ug what are these pretzels doing in here?

I know man, Chex Mix is so much better without them.
by Burnt pancake April 15, 2008
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pretzels and tootsie rolls

If someone offers you "pretzels and tootsie rolls" then they are referring to having sex. They mean a Viginia as a hole in the pretzel and a dick being a tootsie roll.
Hey sweet thing do you wanna have some pretzels and tootsie rolls tonight?
by Fuckmedadi69 January 18, 2017
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