Poop transfer

To stretch your anus wide enough so a person can defecate into your own anus.

My anus hurts from me and my wife doing a poop transfer.

by Jon2theJon August 2, 2008

Poopache

Similar to a stomachache, one gets a poopache when they have not flushed their body of waste for an alarming number of days. In other words, the ache a person might get when they have to poop but hold it off. May or may not be accompanied excessiver with gas, stomach pains & aches.

Boy: I haven't gotten a chance to take a dump in the longest time and my stomach hurts like hell.
Girl: Damn, sucks for you. You must have a poopache.

Man: My stomach fucking aches, I'm passing gas, and I get these excruciating pains in my abdomen, what the hell is this shit, Doc?
Doctor: Looks like you have a poopache. No worries, just take a dump ASAP.

by WhoSaidThat September 27, 2009

Poop Fairys

Magical creatures that go in to your house take a shit and just leave it there with out flushiing!!

We have poop fairys!!! Say what?

They came in took a shit and just left bro!!!

by SexyChickCocoaBootyShake October 14, 2012

Poop Walk

The awkward shuffle that people (adults and children) perform when they have to take a dump but there is no toilet nearby. Resembles the ankle-chained shuffle that white collar criminals exhibit when being led from their 5th Avenue penthouse to the waiting police car.

Barry made the mistake of eating a bran muffin with his coffee before going out for a walk and then had to poop walk the last mile home before he could get to the toilet.

by Coon-Doggie September 11, 2013

Poop Knuckle

The result of an improper angle of approach when wiping your ass from a particularly messy poop-session. Poop gets on your knuckle. Usually occurs when you lift a cheek to the side and attempt a wipe.

Steve liked to lean to the left when he wiped his ass. This often resulted in a nasty case of poop knuckle.

by Bspot January 14, 2008

Unicorn Poop

A large assortment, about twenty or more of colorful gumballs all fused together through chewing, creating a colorful, gooey, juicy mess.

Having too large of an amount of Unicorn Poop can cause you to choke from its juicyness, size, and amazing rainbow colorness.

or

"Ghlkjae-amah" Andrew mumbled. "What did he say?" asked Sam. "Oh, I don't know, he's obviously choking on unicorn poop." Kenny replied.

by Riotfish October 14, 2010

poop

1. hideous logs of different shapes and sizes that can be brown, green, black, or even red if you try hard enough. it also smells.

2. a popular spongebob acronym.

3. a funny word

1. My mom forgot to flush her poop down the toilet.

2. Squidward, just remember: POOP!

3. Your face reminds me of poop.

by Hugh Jbut April 14, 2007