Parallax

When someone opens a single car window and you can hear the wind vibration.

The problem can only be solved by opening another window.

"That's parallax" - Dad

by dcz September 14, 2019

paralyzed pussy

Paralyzed pussy: the female version of blue balls.

“Tony from tinder left me with a paralyzed pussy after he busted only 4 strokes in. I had to use a vibrator to finish myself off after he left.”

by Squinty October 13, 2019

PeraltaBoyle

A bellend who doesn't know that frosted tips arnt cool. Also these kind of people also happen to end up dating people way out their league. They also can be very stupid and adopt kids from russia

OI Jamie your such a Peraltaboyle you bellend

by TheRealAdamSandler November 10, 2019

Paralleagle

Perfection in flight. Symmetry and safety in the exquisite Darwinian evolution of the genus “Aquila”.

Eaglets Leukos and Cephalos finished at the top of their squadron, and they showed off their paralleagle training in the annual migration. They did not bump into one another even ONCE in the thousand mile journey from Canada to California. True! AND Straight!

by You rReal Name July 7, 2020

pokalyst

Chad from Twitter

"Hey im pokalyst "

*dabs*

by Totally not switched October 6, 2020

pocalypse

when someone is basically being someone's mother to get their attention in the hopes of being cool and noticed by them

"ha ha that's soo funny bro" -person 1
"ye dude did you see the way max flipped off the couch" -person 2
"GUYS STOP BEING STUPID THATS SOO INCONSIDERATE" -person 3

"broooooo that was the biggest pocalypse ever" -person 1

by ye yeeee November 22, 2020

Peraldin

A strict woman mainly focused on excel arks and dogs.

Woman you should Peraldin this

by Zteren January 28, 2021