poonani

Rotten/spoiled female genitalia

I am not going near her poonani!!!

by numbah 1 July 18, 2008

Poonanners

The VAGINA aka alcove, bat cave, bear trap, bearded clam, beaver, bermuda triangle, box, bucket seat, cake, chuff box, cockpit, cooch, coochie, coochie-pop, coose, cooter, cooze, coo, crack, crawl space, cum depository, cum dumpster, cuntcake, cuntycakes, cunt, cunny, cuntykins, donut, dripping delta, felted mound, fillet-o-fish, finger hut, fishykins, fish taco, front bum, fly catcher, fuckhole, garage, gash, gates of Heaven, golden doorway, Grand Canyon, growler, happiest place on Earth, hatchet wound, heaven’s door, hole, honey cave, honey pot, hot box, jaws of Hell, lobster pot, loins, loose meat sandwich, lotus, love box, love canal, lower lips, meat wallet, muff, nooch, nook, nookie, peach, pearly panty gates, pocket, poon, poonanny, poonanners, pooners, poontang, poontang pie, purse, pussy, quiff, quim, rat trap, scratch, sheath, slash, slit, snapper, snatch, snizz, snoo, space, split, stench trench, tampon socket, temple, thingy, tool shed, tuna tunnel, twat, undercut, vagina, vertical smile, wishing well, whisker box, womb, xbox, yoni

"I tell ya Bob, there's nothin' quite like hot poonanners on a cold winter's day"
{bends Betty over the couch}
"Well, I'm inclined to agree with you Tom, but that's MY wife!"
"Haha, it sure is Bob...it suuuuuuuuure is"
{continues pounding away at Betty's exhausted poonanners}

by pwnanners October 1, 2011

poonanny

A sagging rank vagina, usually belonging to a woman aged 30 or over.

your mother has an epic poonanny

by George W Bush. October 8, 2009

Poobah

Word meaning anything; stupid; something you call your friends to joke around. Random word me and my friend Jack use alot.

Me: Hey Jack!
Jack: What?
Me: Poobah.

by Poobah101 May 14, 2011

ponack

A Wonderful guy who is Loving & Caring...

A sexy guy who can give you five Orgasms just by holding his hand...

"That Ponack, damn...he's good!"

"Ponack IS The WoW Master!"

"Every girl Needs a Ponack, but he's already Mine!"

by Wonderbuns March 31, 2005

poonaner

What you call someone when you just don't give a fuck.

"john will you come play ninja master with me?"
"You Poonaner , who do you think you are?"

by ChrisFields March 25, 2008

Pomona Pedophile

A Pomona Pedophile is a male over the age of 40 who continually bangs girls that are seniors in high school. Most generally, a Pomona Pedophile lives their life by one rule, "Sure I get older, but Seniors are ageless."

"Hey Dunkin, did you hear who Jamie fucked the other night?

"Yeah dude, that's the 5th time this week, Perkins is such a Pomona Pedophile!"

by The Harrillizer May 3, 2009