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The machine that goes ping 

In Monty Python's the Meaning of Life, the machine that goes "ping" is a device that doctors use to determine that the baby they're delivering is alive.

It is also the most expensive machine in the whole hospital.
"Aah! I see you have the machine that goes ping. This is my favourite. You see, we lease this back from the company we sold it to, and that way, it comes under the monthly current budget and not the capital account."
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pink ping pong ball 

An extremely large anal bead that gets stuck inside you for weeks at a time.
I used a pink ping pong ball last night. It felt so good.

Gleam Ping 

The visual/sound effect combination of a shiny object having animated sparkle and a complimenting "ping" noise. Often used humorously to accompany toothy smiles in film and TV.
Have you seen the gleam ping at the end of the deltalina video?
Gleam Ping by Sweet Melissa June 16, 2009

Ghost Ping 

On Discord, a "Ghost Ping" is when someone mentions or direct message someone else, but delete the message before they can read it, leaving them with an empty notification.
Oh hey, i got mentioned!
Nope, just another ghost ping.
Ghost Ping by dreggsome August 16, 2021

ching-ping

an adjective classification for any sort of metal product manufactured in the orient or by an oriental manufacturer.
1) that ching-ping turbo is a fake performance auto part made in china.
2) i drive around a ching-ping japanese car.
3) that north korean nuclear missile is just a ching-ping rocket.
ching-ping by De><teR October 18, 2006

sultans of ping 

The most fucking amazing Irish band from Cork. Come on who else could sing about losing their jumper and make it sound good?
Also known as sultans of ping F.C

Dancin at the diso bumper to bumper wait a minute Wheres me jumper?