Physics

physics is a normal human life thing that we use for everyday life
but we all lack it WE CANT ALL APPRECIATE HOW OUR DAD LEAVES YOU TO GO TO THE STORE AND NEVER COMES BACK EVEN THOUGH HE SAID HE WAS JUST GOING TO GET MILK. AND ON BRING YOUR DAD TO SCHOOL DAY YOUR MOM HAS TO WEAR A MUSTACHE TO SCHOOL JUST SO YOU CAN FIT IN WITH THE OTHER KIDS.

anyways physics is WHY YOU CANT HAVE ANY DAD.......

"WOW DUD LEF ME FO HOE....."
"BUT I LOVE PHYSICS!"
*eternally crying*

by THE KID WITH NO DUD November 6, 2019

Physics

Spicy maths

When you think about it physics is just spicy maths.

by WillWisGAY March 15, 2019

Quantum Physics

1. What Americans use to describe sciences they cannot understand, including basic elementary mathematics, chemistry, and physics.

2. A plot device in a movie used to justify the anything and everything, including the creation of unimaginably powerful devices and the existence of non-existent microscopic realms.

Xiao Ming: 9 + 10 = 19
American: omg you know quantum physics

by Frederick Yeo November 15, 2023

physics

One of the most important academic subjects. It is supposedly "taught" in high schools at the "college level".

I can't wait to use my knowledge of physics to invent a new particle accelerator at JPL.

by xxxpussydestroyer420xxx December 10, 2015

physicalize

To reconstitute a virtual computer system or server onto physical equipment when you realize that the virtualization technology sucks.

I had to physicalize the desktop because the VDI project went bust!!

by Technocrat June 5, 2014

physical homiesexsual

being physically homiesexsual with the homeboys or homegirls

girl slaps girls ass

boy: ayo that’s gay
girl: no it’s just physical homiesexsual

by @sanjanagreat March 15, 2022

physical education

the class should be year-round because rich kids do it year-round anyways while poor kids play videogames all day during the summer

physical education is ironically optional during the summer.

by boring squirrel December 12, 2022