Tadpole Puddle

Something you make your g/f or wife to sleep in after you perform a monumental ejeculation over her and miss.

Thus making a Tadpole Puddle on your bed.

You can sleep in the Tadpole Puddle this evening love.

by CameoWordUp February 1, 2007

ignant puddle

A person who is a little bit proudly ignorant.

Those freshmen are such ignant puddles.

by 69 420 June 7, 2016

Cuddle Puddle

When a couple is cuddling and they get turned on. The word puddle comes from the girl being wet (creating a puddle in her panties)

"Being so close to you is really turning me on. I'm so wet right now"
"Babe, we are in a cuddle puddle"

by CouchPotato July 25, 2017

Nut puddle

Puddle of nut

Dylan: “If pink guy drops a new album, ill nut on my phone”

Jack: “I agree, ill also nut on your phone.”

Dylan: “Good, we will have a nut puddle.”

by @jackeyd112233 October 17, 2018

Whale in a mud puddle

People that are so big that they shouldn't be swimming. Especially in a tiny lake!

Look how much space she is taking up, there is hardly any room to swim, she is such a whale in a mud puddle!

by Peanut77 December 11, 2011

Jumping up and down in muddy puddles

When a girl with diarrhea gets an enema, positions herself on her back with her legs and butt upwards, and her partner proceeds to have anal sex with her in downward thrusts.

Her stomach was upset, but that didn’t stop me from jumping up and down in muddy puddles.

by Valkyrion May 12, 2019

puddle hopper

A term to describe any 4 cylinder small car that can't get out of its own way.

Honda civic, toyota camery, ford focus, etc are all prime examples of puddle hoppers.

Did you see that asshole in his puddle hopper pull out in front of me?

by j pags March 23, 2009