paralystuffis

When you're stuck because you want to get rid of stuff that is too nice/expensive to just throw away, but is missing one small part (like a Batcave playset that's missing the Batman figurine), so you feel too guilty to donate it.

I tried to clean out the kids' rooms, but got hit with a bad case of paralystuffis.

by RicoDetroit April 14, 2014

parallel poop

When two people purposely choose adjacent stalls in a bathroom so that they may join in a conversation with one another.

When Michael and Vincent went to mexico they took a parallel poop while Catherine cleaned the bathroom sink.

by Adan is a loser January 7, 2015

Paralysed baby goat

She is a loud and adventurous majestic creature who loves salted caramel ice cream. She also loves the borg queen and she hates the word tayce

Paralysed baby goat face timed borg queen

by Borg queen January 7, 2017

paralogize

To jump to conclusions, used mainly by females

This bitch paralogized I was cheating on her, she was right....

by DonniesMeatShack February 6, 2017

paralogize

To jump to conclusions, used mainly by females

This bitch paralogized I was cheating on her, she was right....

by DonniesMeatShack February 6, 2017

phalangie

a tendon that expands off the penis and then is retrieved by the vagina

blaine's phalangie was taken by Skylar

by bananalover99 September 5, 2017

paralife

A person who's half alive.

The first week of college left Tim a paralife.

by ddrive September 25, 2017