Penis

An object men love to play with and love to make it feel good.

Lots of men think it's cool to have a big one, yet most men wish that. 😏

Charles: You feel bad bro?
Me: Yeah
Charles: Play with your penis then. It makes you feel good.
Me: OK! Can you teach me?
Charles: Nah bro. It's something you do by yourself on a mattress!

by jono._.longo February 17, 2020

Penis

something that has gotten a lot of men into trouble

by Anonymous November 8, 2003

Penis

a long or short stick of meat on a human male

may i see your penis

by ur_homie November 9, 2021

Penis

A token of currency minted in between the legs of every male.

P1: Yo bro can I get some dick? P2: Yeah my penis is packing

by tidepodsupyaass April 8, 2021

Penis

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by BoredTags January 22, 2019

Penis

A portion of a phrase a Mexican uses to let someone know that ink is running out of his pen.

"Oh sheet holmes...my Penis leaking"

by D. Ferrel September 24, 2003

Penis

The thing that hangs between all male's legs, used for urinating and everything to do with sex. Males use this body part to masturbate, penetrate and pleasure a girl, make babies, and basically anything that makes a man feel really good.

While looking at porn, my penis suddenly became increasingly more stiff, making my boxers very tight. I took off my boxers and layed down naked on my bed as I began massaging my penis up and down, gasping in pleasure as it felt really good. Pumping up and down faster and faster, moaning deeper, my whole body began to stiffen and I finally reached climax and hot white jizz shot all over my chest from my convulsing dick. It pumped more and more jizz as I moaned in pleasure before it slowly became soft again. I was still gasping in pleasure and trying to catch my breath as I dressed myself again, concealing my red dick for my next wank session.

by Callum69 June 13, 2009