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Paper Penguin

Verb: The act of waddling to another room with your pants around your ankles to get more toilet paper, because the roll is out, but you have already shit.
"Damnit Nate, you used all the T.P. and I had to paper penguin all the way downstairs"!
by John Jhonny Johnstone January 21, 2018
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fencing the penguin

Using a frozen fish as a dildo
Girl 1: Are you going to see that guy tonight?
Girl 2: No, I got frostbite after fencing the penguin last night.
by Redd2357 November 27, 2019
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Midwestern Penguin

The sign at the park says don't feed the Midwestern penguins.
by JacobLovesErica March 13, 2015
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Kevin Penguin

A Kevin Penguin is a type of Animal. He likes to play CSGO, Fortnite, Minecraft and Terraria on the weekends. He doesn't like it when people call him trash because he has anger issues. Often sleeps with his brother. Known to be gay he sneaks around girls and charming them making them fall in love with him. A Kevin penguin isn't a fun guy to be around. He often attacks people around him by Dong Chiming his friends or commonly known as Thousand years of Death. Overall a Kevin Penguin likes to play games and is a pervert.
"Kevin Penguin is trash at fortni......."
by US Gouverment May 31, 2020
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bat penguin

A fucking awesome dude when he talks to you... #RAWR
Dude look its Bat Penguin!! Holy Shit he's talking!! #HISTORICALMOMENT
by Catrina Stump February 23, 2015
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oral penguin

The act of giving or reciveing oral sex while
playing club penguin or eating kid cuisine
Tucker - Zack your retarded

Zack - at least I get oral penguin
by Zack & Tucker August 8, 2016
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Penguin pile

one big group cuddle that usually consist around 4+ people;

laying (usually resting your head) on a part of someone (stomach, thigh, chest, ect.) while they lay on a part of someone else, and you let someone else lay on a part of you.
bro, do you wanna start a penguin pile on the dancefloor?

c'mon let's join the penguin pile!

you: why are all those people laying in the middle of the floor?
me: they're penguin piling, duh.
by [TQ] tranquilQuipster September 16, 2018
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