putt egg

A short, fat, out of shape middle-aged man who is still charming in a sense.

Your dad is such a putt egg.

by mrrunandhyde April 15, 2014

putt tut

A gaseous explosion from the anal cavity

"Her putt tut killed my boner"

by banana120 October 3, 2016

putting neck

As Armenians would say; to be putting your neck out there for the greater good. Means to take a risk in order to reap its rewards.

Ape, I been putting neck all month. It better be paying off by now. "Armenian: mera kunem, leriv Amis viz em Derel, Gona Es Amis kepni."

by Dr. Kayf August 7, 2016

Putting it in the Fridge

The act of shoving ice so far up your lady's pussy that it reaches her uterus. Making it so that when you stick it in her, it's like you're putting it in a fridge.

' Hey Bro I was putting it in the Fridge last night '

by BlueDragon198 July 27, 2016

Putting cream in the Coffee

The act of a white male having vaginal sex with and black female.

Yeah last night me and Shantay went at it putting cream in the coffee.

by Wellwrittenporn November 20, 2016

putting on the latex

the act of masturbating using a rubber glove.

person 1: you get any action last night ?
person 2: I was about to but then she laid me off so I ended up going home and putting on the latex.

by swagydefiner February 1, 2017

putt mongler

Someone who gets mad playing golf because they are about to lose a bet ,and call rules on their friend when the never play officially.putt mongeling is the most low down someone can go.most common names for a putt mongeler include -carter trantham,and that's all...

I always get a putt mongler on my team it's utter bull shit.

by Clark Kents distant relative August 2, 2017