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Stupid Parent

1)A parent that punishes their children for masturbating.
2)Parents that circumsize their children to keep them from getting sexual pleasure.
3)Parents that put on a chastity belt or any other device to prevent masturbation in their children.
4)Parents who think their children should not get sexual pleasure, even when they had to do it sometime themselves.
5)Parents that swear, but do not let their children do it.
1)AAAAAHHHHH!!!! YOU DIRTY COW!!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU ARE DOING THAT! SINNER! YOU ARE PUNISHED FROM MYSPACE FOR A MONTH!
2)Before birth Ok, so we should circumsize our children, only dirty people get sexual pleasure.
3)Errrr, i'm kind of worried our child is masturbating. Let's put a chastity belt on him, just in case.
4 and 5)While getting pregnant AHHHH!!! That feels so good! So shitting good! (when child becomes 11) Ok, now remember saying bad words is bad, and sex is very bad, never do it.
Child: sigh... stupid parents
by porn addiction November 26, 2009
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parental units

The people who supposedly birthed you but with whom you feel no attachment. They may often share their living courters with you and ocassionly toss you a buck or two for the bus or tell you "i bought mac and cheese...you can handle that for tonight, right?" but don't feel like family because they seem like they are just there.
Differentiation may be shown by using 'male' or 'female' as a prefix of the term.

ex. male parental unit or female parental unit
by Drezdyn February 22, 2004
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Asian parents

fuckers thats what the hell these assfucks are, they are ugly ass looking bitches. these assholes bitch slap you and are cheap and if you don't get an A you get beaten up for 1 week straight.
asian kid: I wanted to buy MY BIRTHDAY present, why won't you let me?

Asian parents: fuck you wasting your damn money like that go kill yourself.

white guy: hey is getting your ass whooped 1 week straight a record?

asian kid: hell no man it's like this every damn day.
by asian parent hater March 26, 2009
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Parenting

Making sure at all times your kids are successfully beaten.
"I once had magical powers, and I wished that my house was larger and considered cooking the television, later I did parenting."
by David Kline May 14, 2004
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Unionville Parents

just a bunch of mercedes drivin, crossant eatin, dog wielding, fur coat wearing, McMansion livin bitches
by kennettisawesome January 14, 2009
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parranoids

The sneaking suspicion that something is making you very uncomfortable.
I feel like I'm sitting on a pile of of hot itchy marbles - I suspect I have parranoids and why are you watching me?
by Joseph Kerr March 4, 2008
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PARENTRIARCH

A "parentriarch" is a single parent who is successfully assimilating four roles as a parent; patriarch, father, matriarch, mother.
Ryan is such a parentriarch throwing the end of year party after coaching his daughter's team with his demanding career!
by sophiargrande February 10, 2013
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