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The sneaking suspicion that you are surrounded by a very large triangle
The last reported words of King Cheops of Egypt as he was about to be entombed were "I feel a case of pyranoia coming on".
by Joseph Kerr March 04, 2008

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The sneaking suspicion that something is making you very uncomfortable.
I feel like I'm sitting on a pile of of hot itchy marbles - I suspect I have parranoids and why are you watching me?
by Joseph Kerr March 04, 2008

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