golden parachute

An obscenely brobdingnagian severance package to an incompetent corporate executive who has been dismissed due to an egregious act(s) of greed. Golden parachutes, often ranging in the billions of dollars, are given to CEOs who have eliminated/raided the employee pension fund, closed work places due to massive oversea outsourcing or wall st. bankers stealing the equity out of hard working Americans' homes, dealing a death blow to the American dream.

Politicians oppose any type of aid or break for Americans because their own golden parachutes insure that themselves and their family maintain a standard of living which few Americans can afford or will ever know for themselves.

by Lou Daveeko November 7, 2016

The Golden Parachute

When a guy stands up and proceeds to urinate all over the sheets while his female companion is sleeping underneath them.

"I woke up with a morning boner and the bitch wouldn't fuck me so I gave her the Golden Parachute and then left for work"

by Sir Fraz March 30, 2009

Got Laid Parade

Another term for the walk of shame. Why should it be shameful if two people have some fun throwing each other around?

"Dude..I went home after the bar to that chick's place and did her. Didn't even give her my number this morning. She just said thanks as I walked out the door!"
*high five*
Friend says, "Sweet! You did the Got Laid Parade!"

by ImSchindizzle June 6, 2014

parachute pussy

very large pussy lips that flap in the wind...... whistle sounds

whistle sounds (jane did you hear that? yes dick, what do you think it was? damn jane im sorry my dick is so big it made your pussy a parachute)In turn u have a parachute pussy

by ballsoffury July 10, 2006

paradigm

A large obscure word often used by authority figures in an attempt to sound like competent leaders.

Lets qualitize our paradigm to maximize the profit sharing.

by shreveport August 2, 2003

The Black Parade

1. Critically aclaimed thrid album by N.J band My Chemical Romance. It's a bit good. A bit very good. Seriously,think Aerosmith singing political folk songs written by Anne Rice and you're not even half way there. But,heck,it is good!
2.Can also refer to the army of seemingly identical My Chemical Romance fans:they all sport black hair,red ties and tight pants. Bless 'em.

1. "I LOVE The Black Parde. Let's call it emo hair metal!"
2.
"Oh no,The Black Parade!" I squealed upon noticing the gang of MCR loving teenagers marching towards me "They might steal my eyeliner!"
"Quick,hide!" shouted my friend. "They'll kill us,we're wearing Mudhoney shirts!"
Unfortunatley,I lost my leg and best friend that day,as The Black Parade tore her (and my leg) to pieces,saying they're Gods (ie: Gerard Way and co.) had told them to do it. It was an awful day.

by bandanasarerad October 23, 2006

Monogamy Parade

A time in which one person gains a mate and his friends out of jealousy or any other reason, also find a mate.

Oh God, Mark has a girlfriend. Here come the Monogamy Parade

by Baconatordlx January 26, 2015