Pirate Slap

A pirate slap is a slap in which the knuckles are tightened and slightly curled, then powerfully swinging your arm outward and backhanding someone. Commonly used in a downward thrust to show that one is superior to another.

PETA Member: HEY MAN WHY DO YOU EAT MEAT!!!!
Pirate: Arr, cause it's good bitch! *Pirate Slap*
PETA Member: ='(

by Alan October 15, 2004

Taint Pirate

A man so sexually charged that he makes no distinction as to whether he prefers tossing salad or eating out women. Sometimes, the whole goal is to appear to be doing one or the other, but really striving to lick the taint, which he considers the ultimate prize. This is how the Taint Pirate records his victories, which are determined by taint-tongue contact.

Woman: You know, that's not exactly the spot.
Taint Pirate: Oh, sorry. (Then muttering under breath) The Taint Pirate srikes Again!

by Spanky4679 April 9, 2006

Angery Pirate

When you are having sex with someone and right before you Cum you kick them in the leg and spooge in there eye ,and they limp away half blind and moaning "Aarrgh"

"That girl said she wanted me to Donkey puch her so instead I gave here a Angery pirate"
or
We went to the Liquor store and she said she wanted to go sailing with captian so when we got home I gave her the "Angery Pirate"
or
"I gave that block rocking Bitch a Angery Pirate"

by BigHam October 29, 2004

the angrey pirate

Whilst a women is giving you head, at the point of semenation you blow your load in one of her eyes and then stamp on her foot. Thus making her the angrey pirate, she hobbles and has one eye.

The bitch wasnt performing so i gave her a sweet dose of the angrey pirate. It was funny to see her hobble

by Master Apps September 18, 2005

pirates block

When one sits at their computer with intentions of illegally downloading mass amounts of music and then cant think of any of the songs or artist they were gonna download

"man i was gonna make a new cd last night but i got a bad case of pirates block and came up with nothing!"

by mtownusa April 9, 2009

Pirate Drank

a drink made from mixing Firefly vodka with water. Makes you feel like a pirate

What are wei and bao drinkin?

it's that PIRATE DRANK

by ray_stinkle December 7, 2010

pirate season

A time period during the year were it is acceptable for a male to grow their beard in order to look more like a pirate. Typically held during the colder months of the year.

“Yarghh, Halloween be coming up and it be pirate season. Time for a beard!”

by AJ - Chicago October 24, 2007