major mix

n. - A series of drinks that one can elect to order if planning to get hammered. In order;

1. Shot of whiskey
2. Glass of brandy
3. Shot of tequila
4. Another shot of tequila, with a Baby Guinness chaser
5. At least one shot of half-vodka, half-whiskey.

If not at a significant level of inebriation, repeat until desirable effects occur.

DUDE I hear you got fucked up on the major mix last night!

by pseudomajor October 14, 2012

Mixed Tink

The product of two men using the same urinal without a flush between them.

I'm sure I need to see a doctor, because as I peed into leftover piss in the urinal, that mixed tink turned cranberry.

by The Steinbrenner October 11, 2011

Mixed nutses

When performing fellatio as the recipient is about to nut the "victim" must shove a handful of peanuts into their mouth. (This only works if the "victim" is allergic to peanuts) their throat should then swell, tightening on the member and leading to the best nut imaginable.

"Damn dude she gave me a mixed nutses last night. It is the best thing I've ever felt, I can never go back to a regular blow job"

by Nutt Master August 13, 2017

Pretzel Mix

A proper noun for one whose body is so full of yeast and salt that it's possible to produce Pretzels or other bakery products.

Pretzel Mix was so irritated by salt she began to rant and yell at small children.

by Ryvet October 17, 2008

Mixed Cocktail

When too gay male lovers, fax the pope into a wash rag, and leave the rag out for a week. Later once opening the rag, the semen has mixed together into a dry crusty material.

NUBS and I beat our meat into a dirty dish rag, making a mixed cocktail.

by Boxiom1 July 20, 2008

Mixed dick

A group of mixed race people join together for sexual pleasure which involve two or more males presence.

Justin: Hey guys, im hosting an orgy this weekend. wanna come?
Jimmy: An orgy? sure.
Janis: Can i invite Shanon and his black bf too?
Justin: Even better, we can make it mixed dick orgy.

by AmpAmpAmp May 12, 2014

Gay-Mixed

A song/music/sound remix that has been gayed up!

“Did you hear Paparazzi by Kim Dracula? That one of the best Gay-Mixed songs I’ve heard!”

by TripDawg21 October 8, 2021