Roof Canoe

someone who is utterly useless at their sole purpose

Julia is a roof canoe at cooking

by roofcanoe May 02, 2020

Roof Canoe

someone who is utterly useless at their sole purpose

Julia is a roof canoe at cooking.

by roofcanoe May 02, 2020

scrubbing the roof

When your significant other is giving you a blowjob, you point your dick up a little so that the head scrapes the roof of their mouth.

John: When Mary was blowing me last night, I started scrubbing the roof. It felt amazing!

by eg3311 October 07, 2012

New Roof

A "new roof" is a local Northern Irish term used by males to describe their new haircut, their roof being their head.

Conor: "Hey lads, look at my new roof!"
Tom: "Did you really just say "new roof" ? That's embarrassing

by soulwax May 22, 2014

Goop Roof

The action of cumming in someone’s hair, then sticking them to the roof.

Man, I hit her with that goop roof last night. She’s still up there.

by Trwphotos May 27, 2023

Im on the roof of nuke town

(squeaking) Daniel im hacking im on the roof of nuke town!!!

(squeaking) im on the roof of nuke town!

by Im on the roof of nuke town September 14, 2022

you can get it off the roof

Slang for both fuck off and mind your own business

You can get it off the roof .

by WhenitRains6996 February 29, 2024