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Ass Long

“Damn, this sonic level is ass long!”
by ShortBusMcGee May 11, 2022
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Long Face

A guy who has a massive shlong and takes mirror pics with it. He likes to take bad selfies and often asks for toe pics.
Omg this guy who added me on snapchat is a total long face!
by AinsJC February 9, 2021
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Long Island

1. A small overpopulated land infested with rich assholes. It is known for their grossly overvalued property, overstuffed beaches, and highly congested traffic. The byproduct that this biological infestation gives off seems to be in the form of kick ass bagels and amazing pizza.

2. An over hyped densely populated diamond encrusted plastic turd.
"Driving into Long island is horrific. But, oh my god, the pizza..."
by DutchPirate April 19, 2019
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Big long

by Skeet skeet 123 November 7, 2019
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Youtube long

An online video of a length that would not traditionally be considered long but in the age of the internet and short attentions spans may as well be a feature length film. Basically anything over 3 minutes and god help you if it over 8
Hey when you get a chance you should watch this video. I know it's Youtube long but it's totally worth it.
by ahk057 June 20, 2016
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Long Johnny

A term to describe a man's ginormous erect penis.
When I was with Sarah she gave me a long johnny
by Rionox February 8, 2023
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Long Slong

Teegan is one of the only females to have a huge long slong that’s comes into the room 5 minutes after she does
Damn baby you look fine as hell with that long slong
by longslonggg May 12, 2020
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