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the "i need to walk slowly" shit

when you need to shit so bad that you need to clamp your ass cheeks together so you dont shit your pants

also accompanied by a V-shaped walk
When the "i need to walk slowly" shit occurs:

After eating Chinese food, Tom just made it to the bathroom before the full extent of his Lo Mein noodles kicked in.
by Neon Ninja Kills You November 2, 2009
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Need-Only-Memory

selective memory lapses suffered by the very young or the very old,(or the very cunning) when they are trying to skim over something they are guilty about, or dont want to confess to etc
She also had a distinctly selective and very volatile memory, something computer junkies would have called “Need-Only-Memory” because she remembered things only if they suited her, and otherwise resorted to a an extremely blank and innocent expression of pleasant non recognition which she had perfected down the years.
by aljuhara June 9, 2007
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Needleheimer

I just saw a total needleheimer!
by needleheimer hunter February 16, 2010
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Needy Worm

When someone is so wrapped up in their emotional turmoil that they constantly need attention to distract themselves and/or feel comforted
Alice was being such a needy worm after her girlfriend broke up with her. She constantly needed to talk to me!
by outlikealightbulb May 22, 2019
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Need Correction 💢💢

A word used by Lolicons when a loli is "in need of correction" (usually meaning "corrective rape").
Commonly used alongside Uohhhhhhhhh😭😭😭 and Cunny.
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CHILD EROTIC😭!!
Need Correction 💢💢!!
CUNNNNYYY!!!!
by Lé Hönque October 20, 2023
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we need to talk

usually when a person needs to give you excruciating bad news, a divorce, a death, a certain behaviour that you might be giving to your parents...lol
hey justin...ive been meaning to tell you this...

yes kelly, we need to talk.
by suburbanpictionary.com September 22, 2003
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Croshitting needle

An aid for constipation relief. Used much like a plumbing snake, the croshitting needle resembles a crosheting needle and should be used to yank tough shit out of your anus.
Joe: wow dude you were in the bathroom a long time
Dan: yeah, it would've been even longer but I had my croshitting needle with me to move things along.
by Outofatent October 19, 2013
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