when you need to shit so bad that you need to clamp your ass cheeks together so you dont shit your pants
also accompanied by a V-shaped walk
also accompanied by a V-shaped walk
When the "i need to walk slowly" shit occurs:
After eating Chinese food, Tom just made it to the bathroom before the full extent of his Lo Mein noodles kicked in.
After eating Chinese food, Tom just made it to the bathroom before the full extent of his Lo Mein noodles kicked in.
by Neon Ninja Kills You November 2, 2009
Get the the "i need to walk slowly" shit mug.selective memory lapses suffered by the very young or the very old,(or the very cunning) when they are trying to skim over something they are guilty about, or dont want to confess to etc
She also had a distinctly selective and very volatile memory, something computer junkies would have called “Need-Only-Memory” because she remembered things only if they suited her, and otherwise resorted to a an extremely blank and innocent expression of pleasant non recognition which she had perfected down the years.
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by needleheimer hunter February 16, 2010
Get the Needleheimer mug.When someone is so wrapped up in their emotional turmoil that they constantly need attention to distract themselves and/or feel comforted
Alice was being such a needy worm after her girlfriend broke up with her. She constantly needed to talk to me!
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Commonly used alongside Uohhhhhhhhh😭😭😭 and Cunny.
Commonly used alongside Uohhhhhhhhh😭😭😭 and Cunny.
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Get the Need Correction 💢💢 mug.usually when a person needs to give you excruciating bad news, a divorce, a death, a certain behaviour that you might be giving to your parents...lol
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Get the we need to talk mug.An aid for constipation relief. Used much like a plumbing snake, the croshitting needle resembles a crosheting needle and should be used to yank tough shit out of your anus.
Joe: wow dude you were in the bathroom a long time
Dan: yeah, it would've been even longer but I had my croshitting needle with me to move things along.
Dan: yeah, it would've been even longer but I had my croshitting needle with me to move things along.
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