Neil Diamond

NOUN. A middle-aged balding man wearing his shirt unbuttoned or wearing trendy clothes for younger men gyrating in nightclubs and generallly pretending (to himself) that he is still young and virile; middle-aged man trying to be sexy and hitting on women half his age because he thinks he's still very hot, middle-aged man often wealthy and recently divorced or seperated from his wife trying to get a hot young thing.

Ugh!! There were so many Neil Diamonds last night at that club...all flashing their american express cards and trying to dance!

by Banditqueen December 22, 2009

Nebil

To be kind, chill, and neutral

*scenario: two of your best friends are fighting what do you do?*

*stay neutral and try to fix the problem, or be Nebil*

by Lyra Jackson May 29, 2017

o'neill

n. a stealth bogey that can appear on the top lip of an unwitting person, often leading to embarrassing situations

also

v. to be o'neilled, the act of having an o'neill (see above) on one's top lip

.

*girl offers guy a tissue*

guy: "wtf was that about?"

guy's mates: "you've been o'neilled."

by bentley92 January 11, 2010

Neil Young

Neil Young is a rock 'n' roll relic for this and every other generation.

Neil Kicks ASS, and on the 8th day GOD created neil young's guitar solos.

by Zachary (Flyface) Earle August 20, 2005

Neil

Usually smokes weed out girls asses

Neil ate the weed out the ass

by Hehdhsa April 19, 2021

Neilston

A really dull boring place situated on the outskirts of glasgow next to Barrhead. Often referred to as "Nulstonia". Locals are reffered to as "cave men" due to their primitive lifestyle. Hunting regularly occurs and the main religion is Hinduism. Locals (cavemen) can be found hunting in "the bovis" or chanting in "kingston playing fields". Local dishes include mammoth, sabretooth tiger, Barrhead folk.

"Wanna go up to Neilstonia?"

"No, I don't have my passport with me!"

"Bummer"

by Franky Bhoy April 22, 2006

nesi

an interuption during a video game, where an object is hurled across the room. the object may be a beanie baby or anything that can do bodily harm.

the kid pulled a fucking "nesi" much to the pollacks dismay!

by Kirt Manwiring November 13, 2006