Neil Diamond

NOUN. A middle-aged balding man wearing his shirt unbuttoned or wearing trendy clothes for younger men gyrating in nightclubs and generallly pretending (to himself) that he is still young and virile; middle-aged man trying to be sexy and hitting on women half his age because he thinks he's still very hot, middle-aged man often wealthy and recently divorced or seperated from his wife trying to get a hot young thing.
Ugh!! There were so many Neil Diamonds last night at that club...all flashing their american express cards and trying to dance!
by Banditqueen December 21, 2009
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