You are not a nerd unless:
- You are obsessed with computers and know their functions
- You find pleasure in reading books that are very conceptual and difficult to comprehend
- You are rejected by society
- You are antisocial, though, when it's your turn to speak, you sound like the smartest one in the room
- You wear glasses (Usually)
- If you are still in school, you are underestimated by everyone, even if your GPA exceeds a 3.5 (W)
- If you are an adult, you are making well over 6 figures, if not 7 or 8+, and you proved evryone wrong
- Your IQ exceeds your weight
- You do not give a crap about impressing girls/boys
- You are not interested in having a relationship
- You could care less about what you wear everyday
- You have a very strong photographic memory
- Your artwork is unbelievably incredible
- You outsmart/outsmarted your teachers at least 10 times throughout your school days
- You are a perfectionist, though, you are incredibly fast when finishing school work
- You don't necessarily get good grades, though, you are highly career oriented (If still in school)
- You stay away from popular trends (I.E. celebrity news; a new fashion brand; etc.)
If you meet all or most of these requirements, you deserve to be considered a nerd.
- You are obsessed with computers and know their functions
- You find pleasure in reading books that are very conceptual and difficult to comprehend
- You are rejected by society
- You are antisocial, though, when it's your turn to speak, you sound like the smartest one in the room
- You wear glasses (Usually)
- If you are still in school, you are underestimated by everyone, even if your GPA exceeds a 3.5 (W)
- If you are an adult, you are making well over 6 figures, if not 7 or 8+, and you proved evryone wrong
- Your IQ exceeds your weight
- You do not give a crap about impressing girls/boys
- You are not interested in having a relationship
- You could care less about what you wear everyday
- You have a very strong photographic memory
- Your artwork is unbelievably incredible
- You outsmart/outsmarted your teachers at least 10 times throughout your school days
- You are a perfectionist, though, you are incredibly fast when finishing school work
- You don't necessarily get good grades, though, you are highly career oriented (If still in school)
- You stay away from popular trends (I.E. celebrity news; a new fashion brand; etc.)
If you meet all or most of these requirements, you deserve to be considered a nerd.
Everyone made fun of that nerd who sat next to me in physics class 20 years ago, now, he's a billionaire, and I work for his ass.
by I dislike egotists March 5, 2017
Get the Nerd mug.1. A person who is a realist and not an idealist. He/she sees the world for what it truly is and learns from its mistakes and in turn, becomes very successful in life.
2. One who has a vast knowledge about a certain subject, but is not obsessed with it. Don't get us confused with geeks as they are wanna-be nerds who have no life and are obsessed with whatever their fascinations are (usually WoW and shit).
2. One who has a vast knowledge about a certain subject, but is not obsessed with it. Don't get us confused with geeks as they are wanna-be nerds who have no life and are obsessed with whatever their fascinations are (usually WoW and shit).
by Mecha105 August 3, 2007
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the opposite of sex appeal. when you are attracted to someone because of the bulge in their baseball cap rather than the bulge in their pants.
Damn, son. After Miss Kennedy the librarian schooled me on Pythagoras and math theory, I wanted to make out with her so badly. Now that's nerd appeal!
by Audrey Le October 15, 2004
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by The Middle Road August 10, 2009
Get the uber nerd mug.That time of the month when you feel particularly nerdy. Often characterized by sudden emotional outbreaks of nerdiness and demands for unreasonable amounts of certain video games or music. No nasty bodily functions involved; a possible exception of less showering may occur, however.
Person 1:
"I think I am on my nerd period.... I played Goldeneye for like 25 hours yesterday, and there aren't even 25 hours in a day. How is that even possible.. with except... maybe... holy shit... person 2! do you know what this means?! I have accidentally slipped into the Starbucks time continuum..and... and......"
Person 2:
O_o
"I think I am on my nerd period.... I played Goldeneye for like 25 hours yesterday, and there aren't even 25 hours in a day. How is that even possible.. with except... maybe... holy shit... person 2! do you know what this means?! I have accidentally slipped into the Starbucks time continuum..and... and......"
Person 2:
O_o
by Chuck Deliverer August 4, 2008
Get the Nerd Period mug.A clever cross between 'nerd' and 'audacity'. Nerdiness and audaciousness combined. Members of the intelligentsia taking risks. One of great intellect, stepping out of their comfort zone to take on a nerdy task!
Ooh, look at that smart young person stepping out of familiar territory to take charge of the Formal Committee! What nerdacity!
by notafrenchgirl October 19, 2010
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2. A dark room, corner, confined or enclosed area which nerds go to hide from the outside world, especially sunlight.
3. An enclosed area where nerds may thrive, without contact with the outside.
New inhabitants of the Nerd Cave are called "Nerdlings".
2. A dark room, corner, confined or enclosed area which nerds go to hide from the outside world, especially sunlight.
3. An enclosed area where nerds may thrive, without contact with the outside.
New inhabitants of the Nerd Cave are called "Nerdlings".
1. Nerds tend to in the Nerd Cave during times of intense sunlight.
2. Nerds may hibernate in Nerd Caves for long periods of time.
3. The annual Nerd-a-thon will be held at the Nerd Cave.
4. Scientists have discovered that the Nerd Cave is where the evolution from humans to nerds begins.
2. Nerds may hibernate in Nerd Caves for long periods of time.
3. The annual Nerd-a-thon will be held at the Nerd Cave.
4. Scientists have discovered that the Nerd Cave is where the evolution from humans to nerds begins.
by nerd.cave.213 January 29, 2012
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