Nerd

A person who knows everything about a certain subject, which is usually academic. This includes science, mathes, computer.

An uncool person.

Someone who is socially inept.

Stephen Hawkins is a nerd with no friends

by MoonKitty October 16, 2008

nerd

A word often used towards the people who spend there time on xbox live, paint little men called warhammer, and sit in front of the computer playing retarded computer games like world of war craft.

Girl: look at that nerd
Nerd: It seems that the female catogory is talking to me.

by veronica unleashed October 18, 2008

nerd

The best stereotype there is.
Ones whose lifestyle will stop them filling up jail cells, taking drugs and committing serious, violent crimes!
They have the best lifestyle ever!

"Nerds do not bother with popularity contests as all everyone else is interested in is partying, getting drunk and all other shit!"

by youdon'tknowme! September 17, 2012

nerd

Geeks and Nerds are the same thing. They are all similar in that they all have small genitalia and lack of social skills, as well as their inability to communicate with girls which means thay all want to clone themselves and create a master race. most are secretly nazis who wanted the germans to win WWII. other characteristics exibited are:
- the belief that they are similar to smart people like Newton, yet really they will end up spending the rest of their life looking at japanese cartoon porn or talking about
elfs and wizards or guns and computers. While they may be smart they will not achieve anything in life... non of them will
- lack of physical and sporting skills, sometimes they are strong or can run far and take up stupid sports like free running and what americans call ultimate frisbee.
-cumbersomeness
- they pretend to be people, like soldiers or sci fi characters and develop their own langauges
- they walk like idiots
- most have ginger hair
- when they think they gain acceptance from their non nerd peers they act like spastics
- some listen to idiotic music like death metal, a trait displayed increasingly by so called neo nerds, who grow their hair long and play wargames
- allthough i am not american i am sure most middle american teenagers are like this
- most see the above characteristics as benifits and can be extremely egotistical and open about it
- they have little knowledge of popular culture
don't get me wrong. non nerds can play video games, like history. listen to that stupid music go on the internet, look at cartoon porn etc but the common nerd exhibits this behaviour to an excessive degree

the same apllies to female nerds

solution: do nothing, let them wallow in their own disgrace

no i am not a nerd because a wrote this, i just have some mental issues. i assure you that i like sports and girls etc... while their are some on the other side of the social spectrum who can piss me off, i am resolute in my approval of that style of life more than that of a nerd.

i'm sure most of the readers of this are nerds so to you i say "fuck you"

by King of Troy October 15, 2006

nerd

As it has come to pass, a nerd is apparently a person who dislikes geeks and denounces them as little more than second-rate, wannabe nerds. Anyone who claims to be a nerd is automatically not a nerd (as anyone who claims to be of a particular label is automatically not). True nerds are essentially smart dorks who still look dorky. True geeks, on the other hand, are smark dorks who act but don't look dorky. Nerds are generally academic in a general sense. Geeks are typically tech-oriented. Most all people who outwardly claim to be nerds or geeks are just pseudo-intellectual kids or teenagers who wish they were smarter than they truly are. True nerds, and some true geeks, often have a "Clark Kent" or "Peter Parker" complex: they don't proclaim they're as such, but rather they wish to be normal and/or at least accepted as viable members of society. Very few true nerds and geeks actually exist in contemporary society.

Most of the people posting definitions here are not true nerds.

by HumansAreTooDumb2SolveMtheory September 13, 2008

Nerd

a person who is semi smart, and often gets their chest hair caught in their zipper. Nerds sometimes play random instruments, expecially the piano. They usually become engineers and always have friends with names like "gary" or "karen". Many dont know that these people come from old distant farms, many from the mid west.

Look at David's pants! He is such a nerd. Hopefully his children get the better side of the genes!

by The only GISI April 22, 2009

Nerd

A person that uses text files instead of a GUI alternitive to configure their Unix Flavor.

Jock: "What are you doing?"

"Nerd: Changing the init runlevel so my computer wont boot up the GUI"

Jock: "uhh... Have fun with that Nerd"

by nix user July 14, 2009