Mufflebush

When you're going down on a girl an you put a condom on, while still eating her out, without her knowing she's about to get your dick and then you ambush her muffle (stick it in)

Bro I mufflebushed this girl lastnight she had no idea it was coming

"Bro was it awkward when you were putting on the condom"
"Nah bro i never waste time like that, gotta learn to multitask, I mufflebushed her, she had no idea it was coming"

by J-baker June 14, 2016

Mufflepuff

The act of eating out a woman who has a landing strip of the puffy nature

Bro, last night, that chicks mufflepuff was gnarly

by Mufflepuffer December 10, 2016

Moffler

A guy that has incredible skills and gets laid by chicks all the time.

That dude Steve, is a totally a moffler

by DayumCO February 2, 2017

Muffle-fuck

(Verb)
The act of stifling your sex noises so your children in the adjoining room can't hear how mommy likes to be spanked and called a whore

The kids have been home all thanksgiving break. I'm tired of having to muffle-fuck every night so they don't hear us.

by Kbee405 November 25, 2017

muffleblower

(Pronoun) :someone who has a fiery passion for performing oral stimulation to the Anus. ie:someone obsessed with eating ass.

Dude, Marissa is the biggest muffleblower I know. Bet, she likes that brown eye sundae.

by N4pt0wnMcky98 January 14, 2018

Muffers bridge

The bit between a woman’s vag and arsehole

Corr that spin class proper hurt my muffers bridge

by GaryTheFootDoctor February 8, 2020

mumfler

a mumfler is the type of person who would die for there friends so people would stay to one another " are you a mumfler"?

You'er such a mumfler

by minkle dink December 4, 2020