Momsplaining

When a woman thinks she knows what’s best for you and insists or strongly encourages you to change your mind to her way of thinking

Momsplaining getting ready for work: That tie doesn’t suit you, take it off and wear this one instead, it brings out your eyes.

by Bhob June 16, 2018

Your moms your face

When your face is actually your mom....

Hey! Your moms your face! Booya!

by Mike November 27, 2003

moobs de la aBE

moobs or man boobs that resembles to a mexican man named abe

hola de le homes .. check out em' moobs de abe.. its crazy yo

by andy t April 6, 2003

choosy moms

An absolutely awful, disgusting sexual act possibly involving two strangers, a child corpse, an animal of an endangered species and several construction tools. No one knows exactly how choosy moms works since no one has ever survived to talk about it. There are several variations of choosy moms and the above components are only a partial list of some of the things the adventurous villains who have attempted choosy moms have collected before attempting it.

"What ever happened to Eva, Morris and that Green and Blue Parrot from the zoo?"
"They all did choosy moms."
"OH MY GOD!"

by choosy dad March 24, 2009

moomin

indeed this may be a strange hippo like cartoon (originating from germany), but a moomin is much much more. if thou happen to know a boy who is podgy, with a pronounced, snout like face, he may be refered to as a moomin. other names for this kind include 'Peru'

hahaha, did you just see moomin fall over?

moomin just swang for square 'ed!

moomin you absolute gee!

by hardcoregeek May 14, 2005

Moominchild

a fruity upper-class snob.

"may i introduce Sir.Moominchild Bookreport the 3rd"

by Lee Tatlock February 5, 2004

Momsplaining

When your mother tries to explain ANYTHING to you even though you know deep down that YOU are correct.

Ugh, my mom was totally momsplaining how to do everything while she would be gone.

by Agt13 November 20, 2016