Felonious Monk

A criminal.

Joey D's selling his car.

It's probably stolen, that guy's a Felonious Monk.

by Shuaman March 2, 2019

monkepoofus

nickname for adorable partner

hi there , my little monkepoofus

by Jeffrotull October 5, 2006

Monkcheese

Monkcheese is a word used to insult somebody or to describe their nasty smell.

Monk = from monkfish: smelly and a stupid fish
Chesse = very smelly and dense in substance

For example,

Boyfriend has just been for a run and stinks ....
"Yuck you smell like MONKCHEESE!"

Friend has just fallen flat on their face in public .......
"Get up you MONKCHEESE!"

by Monkcheese girl June 1, 2009

butt-monk

when a head penetrates an anal passage for pleasure, of course, and upon removing said head, there is a lining of shit or shit remnants around the head that was inside the ass, as the hairstyle of a monk. However, one must have a shaved head for this to work to the desired result, and butt-monk.
butt-monk. butt-monk is not a good thing, do not try ever. butt-monk, butt-monk.

shit head and such things such as this, butt-monk.

by Flamengo July 20, 2007

monked

Based on the TV show detective Monk, to be excessively OCD or focused on something.

I am totaly monked about losing my cell phone.

by Gargoyle! July 31, 2008

monk man

when a man puts his bellend against another man's bellend and pulls the foreskin over it

You're such a monk man!!

by <no comment> March 23, 2004

Monkage

The theory that something is so something, that it's the opposite of that something.

Tim is so Asian, he's white.

by Georgio May 26, 2004