boggy creek monster

a ugly vagina with huge flapping lips and a hairy unshaven pubic area..normally linked with a rather obtrusive odor

Damn dude, why didn't you tell me that Gina was a boggy creek monster? Her pussy lips looked like two slices of two week old roast beef, and the hair I swear to god it was braided. and the smell well i've smelt fish markets that smelt better.

by bama3207 January 11, 2009

Blaze and the Monster Machines

A kids show on nick jr. about living monster trucks doing stuff (probably drugs).

person 1: do you want to watch Blaze and the Monster Machines?
person 2: LETS BLAZE!
person 3: GIVE ME SOME SPEED!

by Ganglysteam June 11, 2017

Wopness Monster

A raging Italian-American. Signs of a wopness monster are: excessive pasta consumption, meatball sucking, extreme shoulder movement, knowledge of Italian curse words, has an Italian last name, and is at least 50% Italian. Can be used affectionately or offensively. Derived from wop and lochness monster. See also: dago, guido, guinea.

Randy: Everyone, meet The Wopness Monster

Dan: Hey shuddup ya friggin pistolino!!

Brad: Hey Dan, go suck on a meatball!

Dan: Sure thing buddy--hey wait a minute!

Brad: HAHAHA!!

Dan: Hey yanno what! Andate tutti a 'fanculo!!

Randy: What a guido
Brad: You said it.

by D.J.P. October 6, 2006

monster tard

A person who, at times, or always , has the characteristics of someone retarded.

That monster tard chased a parked car alll day long while drooling all over himself.

by Lauren R April 21, 2008

Monster Energy addict

Monster Energy addict (adj) 1. Nick Harman 2. Someone who is completely and undeniably addicted to the Monster Energy drink

Nick Harman is a ''Monster Energy addict!

by monsterenergy July 10, 2010

Crack-Monster

Kinda like the cookie monster but instead of cookies the person goes after crack.

The guy down the street is a crack-monster.

by Frank Davidson / Bryan Swanner March 29, 2007

Ontario Mobster

when you take Canidian Mist wiskey and pour it into water bottles and sneak them into fancy restaurants and or clubs so you dont have to pay for the drinks inside.

We brought Ontario Mobsters to dinner tonight to offset the price of the surf and turf at Capital Grill

by the original ontario mobster April 1, 2010