mooched

When somebody has given money to another person who has no money, but should.

Cody just mooched $5 off John.

by sullie August 20, 2004

Monce

monce is Lennys Forever

Monce Is Lennys

by Monce and lenny February 24, 2019

Manchester City

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Manchester City have no fans

by You have dry breakfast September 15, 2020

the manchester sprint

whilst having sexual intercourse with a woman from behind you quickly pull out and run to the wall directly behind you, slap the wall, run back and enter said lady without delay. other variations include changing orifaces or masturbating as you sprint so that when said woman turns around to see what is going on, you ejaculate onto her face.

coolguy#1- "i fucked hotgirl#1 last night dude, and i did the manchester sprint halfway through"

coolguy#2- "aw man thats awesome, i wish i was good looking and didnt have to die alone"

by Prophet Johan October 16, 2010

Manchester

The capital of the North (screw you Liverpool!).

The only place I know and have access to where chavs/townies aren't in the majority.

Manchester has the best shopping malls ever!

The proud home of Canal Street.

Some of the best bands come from Manchester.

Full of sexy people.

Manchester is too sexy for you.

by Sarah O'Rourke September 5, 2007

monched

When a really disgustingly annoying buff guy from across the given area is undressing you with his eyes. Please note that this "moncher" will never actually come up and talk to you, he will just stare and creep you out... also, he will tell his buddies how hard he wants to do you.

"Oh my god, seriously? That dude is a total monch! Lets get out of here before he can point us out!"
"Yeah totally. I'm tired of being monched on."

by sheebeee July 19, 2012

Manchester United fans

terrorists cunt

isis is made out of Manchester United fans and Manchester city fans

by i hate Manchester March 15, 2021