Jenny "Mommy's Expedition" S.
by I found GOD dawg March 10, 2003
Get the mommy's expeditionmug. 
usually the girlfriend of one of the members of a posse, has to go around sorting things out,:like hoovering the house when the lads have smashed the home of one of the parents who is away on holiday!
A: "alrite lads this is me missus!"
Posse: "Phoaw she's a bit of alrite ay her?"
Posse lad whos house theyre crashin at: "shit my moms back tonight and look at this bomb! i dow think it looked like this when they left did it? how do we use a electric bruch or somat?"
A: "shit I dow kno, but i think them called hoovers!?!"
Unfortunate girlfriend of person 'A': "Aww dont worry I'll do it for you!"
Posse: "She's a propa sound bird she is 'A', you outta marry her! Oh and is there any chance you could wash them pint glasses up an all chic? ta!"
Posse: "Phoaw she's a bit of alrite ay her?"
Posse lad whos house theyre crashin at: "shit my moms back tonight and look at this bomb! i dow think it looked like this when they left did it? how do we use a electric bruch or somat?"
A: "shit I dow kno, but i think them called hoovers!?!"
Unfortunate girlfriend of person 'A': "Aww dont worry I'll do it for you!"
Posse: "She's a propa sound bird she is 'A', you outta marry her! Oh and is there any chance you could wash them pint glasses up an all chic? ta!"
by Trinkbar_Trina March 29, 2005
Get the mommy-of-crewmug. by author72 April 30, 2021
Get the butt mommymug. A mommy-girlfriend dates men who love being treated like an incapable child.
These men like to be treated to home cooked meals, clothes bought or picked out for them, rent payed and beer served to them when SHE gets home from work and endless available time to listen to his problems and concerns.
However, the mommy-girlfriend can never offer any advice when the man complains about his problems because the man would kick up a fuss and cry and scream that she is being mean.
Women who are desperate to find secure love are happy providing this to these immature men. Being fully supported and controlled by a woman makes them feel safe and they will never leave. These men take and take and never reciprocate the care because it would never cross their mind.
They couldn’t even afford to take their mommy-girlfriend out for dinner or a beer because they don’t have a job.
These men like to be treated to home cooked meals, clothes bought or picked out for them, rent payed and beer served to them when SHE gets home from work and endless available time to listen to his problems and concerns.
However, the mommy-girlfriend can never offer any advice when the man complains about his problems because the man would kick up a fuss and cry and scream that she is being mean.
Women who are desperate to find secure love are happy providing this to these immature men. Being fully supported and controlled by a woman makes them feel safe and they will never leave. These men take and take and never reciprocate the care because it would never cross their mind.
They couldn’t even afford to take their mommy-girlfriend out for dinner or a beer because they don’t have a job.
by Billy-Soo September 27, 2020
Get the Mommy-girlfriendmug. 1. paris
2. mommy of tricks
3. paris
4. paris
5. nickname given to people who exhibit signs of ignorance in regard to urban jargon, these people also tend to be slightly wanton and credulous
2. mommy of tricks
3. paris
4. paris
5. nickname given to people who exhibit signs of ignorance in regard to urban jargon, these people also tend to be slightly wanton and credulous
by dragon ball-zz October 27, 2008
Get the trick mommymug. A Security Daddy or Security Mommy provides physical security benefits to their boyfriend/girlfriend husband/wife by contributing 0 – 100% of their basic needs. This typically being, but not limited to Housing, Transportation, Food, Clothing, and Healthcare.
The Security Daddy or Mommy is NOT a Sugar Daddy or Sugar Mommy and typically contributes only to their basic needs with the goal being, that their husband wife boyfriend girlfriend feels physically secure.
Typically, the Security Daddy or Security Mommy is financially secure which helps make their significant other feel physically secure.
The Security Daddy or Mommy is NOT a Sugar Daddy or Sugar Mommy and typically contributes only to their basic needs with the goal being, that their husband wife boyfriend girlfriend feels physically secure.
Typically, the Security Daddy or Security Mommy is financially secure which helps make their significant other feel physically secure.
Although Betty had her sights set on marrying a Sugar Daddy, she ended up marrying a Security Daddy (or Mommy), which made her feel physically secure.
by SecurityDaddy October 3, 2021
Get the Security Daddy (or Mommy)mug.