soccer mom

1.A middle to upper-class post-baby boomer woman, usually white, who usually spends her time homemaking. Her children are her whole world, and she considers them to be the exceptions to every rule. She cannot control them and expects everyone else to deal with that. She loves trendy diets and hair styles, is fashionably late to her children's sport practices, and insists that her children's teachers do not challenge them enough. Debate rages over her political leanings, but regardless, she feels that her and her family are moral soldiers, making sure that those who have "questionable" character are ignored, shunned, and avoided. She lives in the suburbs and drives an expensive SUV that her husband had lifted into the stratosphere, even though it will undoubtedly never be taken off-road once. Can frequently be seen standing in line in coffee shops and pays for a pack of gum with a debit card.
2.An object of sexual infatuation for many young men between 20 and 40.

Out of all the people Jenny dealt with at her job at the bank, she hated soccer moms the most.

by Guinness for everything August 3, 2005

Nate's Mom

The term has been used as a code when a hot girl is near to avoid her suspicion while you talk about her. It is implied that you are talking about her, but she just thinks you're talking about someone's mom.

*girl is near*
Joey: Did you see 'Nate's Mom'?

Christian: yea, she is so hot, dude!

by Phantom Joss July 7, 2017

Mom's minivan

Related to the shocker, (two in the pink, one in the stink), Mom's minivan is performed with two fingers in the "pink" and a fist in the "stink."

Lady: Wanna do something special tonight, sweetie?
Lady's Partner: Sure honey! Would you like to try out Mom's minivan?
Lady: Golly, that sounds swell! Why would an act be called such a silly thing, though?
Lady's Partner: You know...two in the front, FIVE IN THE BACK!!!

by EwwGirls September 3, 2010

karen mom

cant survive without essential oils, needs to speak to the manager, drives a Nissan Rogue with one of those family stickers at the back and currently has the manager along with four kids in her trunk choking on essential oils.

nobody:
Karen mom: my kids are listening to Kidz Bop

by okay boomer November 12, 2019

Glam mom

A grandmother that is young, is still beautiful, a diva

Look at glam mom's baby girl/boy

by Shemshawn June 22, 2016

Cartman's Mom

She or he or rather it, is the biggest whore in South Park and when she isn't making a porno film or at a photo shoot for a porno mag she is busy at home cooking for her son Eric. I say it because cartman's "mom" is actually cartman's dad because she or it is a Hermaphradite meening she has both male and female genitals.

Kyle: Oh sick dude it's some German porn site.
Stan: Is it Cartman's mom?
Cartman: (Very Pissed Off) Hey thats not very funny!
Kyle: (In Shock (for some odd reason)) Dude it is Cartman's mom!
Cartman: (Also In Shock)

by Jesus Pimp October 26, 2004

your mom

Retort to a negative comment. Often followed by the exclamation OHHHHH!

A-That is one large sandwich.
B-Your Mom is a large sandwich
Surrounding Audience-OHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

by LBW23B August 23, 2005