mojo trash

This phenomenon is indeed the worlds worst rocket league player, and has been known to spread aneurysms. This beast cant be contained, and its notorious for having spacc attaccs over video games he's bad at.

Ay bro you mojo trash lmfao

by Pryx_dad May 31, 2018

Mjön

How danish cats say hi to each other

'hey sexy, are you danish?' 'mjön'

by lleder June 6, 2018

Molonquito

Meme Lord. Meme God(Goddess).

That molonquito is always clutch with the dank memes.

by P-BOOTY July 13, 2018

MOJOB

When one wants a massage and blow job.

I was calling to see how much a mojob was.

by Thescruggleisreal September 26, 2018

Mojo

Jizz

I spent all weekend painting the ceiling with my mojo.

by Pantsparty14 February 23, 2019

Mojnu

Mojnu is a fake taxi driver who took binoculars to primary school. If you don’t have any money and your in his taxi just whip out some amla tell and he will do the magic trick on you. Only available to kids. Mojnu also beeps at year 7 and younger kids when he sees them drives and shouts sexy gyal.

Mojnu is on the loose with the amla tell.

by Rasheeda babes June 14, 2019

mojo

DONT TRUST THEM THEY WILL USR U AND THEN BREAK UR HEART

mojo: dont worry i dont like lexie anymore i like u
mia: ok good 😇
lexie: *breaks up with boyfriend*
mojo: oh see ya lexi is single now
mia: an i oop-

by 🎤im still a piece of garbage🎤 June 21, 2019