Morty

Morty is the greatest man you’ll ever have the privilege to know. He is the epitome of a gentleman and he is the most charismatic person you’ll ever meet. Morty has a big heart and he is very compassionate. He loves animals (but hates dogs) He is a gorgeous man who has a heart of gold. He is so generous and always gives never expecting anything in return. Morty's intellect is unmatched. Davids will create great lives for themselves and their families. Morty will make the best husband and he will never let you down. He will also make a great father and he will do anything for his children. Morty has the most wonderful energy that is contagious to others. He makes people smile very easily and he has the purest of souls. If you ever meet a Morty you better get him naked because the anaconda in his pants is the biggest you'll ever find. He is so good at giving you pleasure you may want to quit your job. You need a Morty before you die, trust me it's worth it!

DANNNNGGGG! You are with MORTY... how!?!

Share a bed with a MORTY and you'll be ruined for life. No one else can compare!

by littlelady111 March 1, 2023

Monty Ammar

The name for an elusive human species patchily distributed across the UK.

Considered the strongest, most intelligent and most visually appealing of all the humans.

IUCN status: Near Threatened

CITES APPENDIX 1

Monty Ammar is a fucking legend to be fair

by montyx23 March 24, 2023

Moey

A derogatory term used for Muslim eshays.

See those Moeys over there watch out they'll stab ya.

by Aussielad March 28, 2023

Moeting

Being retard in any way

Mike: “Hydhnjfdx”

John: “stop moeting Mike haha”

by Tkz28 April 16, 2023

Monty

A little bitch, someone who’s weak, and dumb. Small man syndrome, with a big ego. Tiny feet, tiny … (you know).

“Don’t be a Monty.” or “He’s just being a Monty.”

by Doglover132564 April 24, 2023

Monty

A Monty is where you spell a word so horrendously wrong that it no longer resembles any known language

Darren: You looking forward to going to Snutrimpa?
Me: Huh?
Darren: I meant America
Me: You've done a Monty

by DabDaddy6223 June 4, 2023

Monty

You will always find this person eating something. Generally they will be the chillest person you know. They are often attracted to feet. A Monty tends to have multiple talents and has a knack for playing more than one instrument.

I just saw a guy running around campus barefoot while eating instant noodles, he's such a monty

by Fora Erdem June 29, 2023