E-midget

Commonly used to refer to a delusional person thinking theyre tall and adding either a few extra inches to their height, results vary depending on level of delusion. Commonly 5' or below in height.
Friend 1 : so i've been in this discord for like, 4 months, right? And then comes up a girl named emi who says they're 5'7".
Friend 2 : Oh, They're totally an E-midget. Thats totally false.
by TotallyNotNiji March 15, 2021
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midget dictator

A tiny human with the intense desire to rule everything and everyone around them.
She is such a midget dictator
by Hotmamats December 20, 2016
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Super Midget

A mighty little man (or woman) who is extremely muscular or strong especially with their domante hand. Typically from south america or the southern areas of countries, and are extremely good at tumbling in races because their legs are to short to run fast. Also have a very short temper and memory.
Man: Nice job on the race, you roll pretty fast!
Super Midget: F#CK YOU, YOU STUPID LITTLE TWAT!
Man: Wow calm down bro
Super Midget: What, I didn't even do anything bro?
by WhiteisTheNewRight March 23, 2017
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Fetching Midget

A phrase that is used in place of swearing.
Guy 1: Dude we just got robbed!!
Guy 2: FETCHING MIDGETS!!
by legitBOSS December 12, 2011
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Meaty Midget

A nice way to say chode pretty much, otherwise known as a "small and fat dick."
Woah isaac, you've got quite the meaty midget there!
by ProfessionalGangMember March 14, 2022
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midget porn

when someone finds out something they're not suppose to.
me and bryan found some midget porn on liza's computer.
by liza liza liza May 30, 2005
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midgets arse

A biff so plump and meaty it resembles a little bottom.
I boned this chick last night, she had a biff like a midgets arse.
by Bambino April 26, 2006
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