Melon Farmer

A phrase which typically describes a stupid person, or someone who has just done sonething idiotic.

Guy 1: Have you seen what that bloke over there's just done?
Guy 2: Yeah that was stupid, what a melon farmer.

by 丁骨牛排 December 25, 2020

Coco melon

Coco melon is a complement used only by the most autistic of people. If you call something coco melon you are agreeing it has more chromosomes than you.

Stop shitting in the sink hulio!

No shitting in the sink is coco melon!

by Rambo jambo May 17, 2022

Melon-pult

A plant in the Plants vs. Zombies franchise which hurls melons at Zombies which can deal splash damage as well as dealing huge damage to them at a long-range distance.

"Getting 2 Melon-pults will allow me to pretty much defend any Zombie beside Football Zombies and Gargantuars."

by Otheruser325 January 15, 2023

easy peasy melon squeezy

Humorous phrase dat a guy utters to triumphantly/braggingly indicate his lack of difficulty in getting a buxom gal to let him play wif her boobs.

I first asked Tiffany if I could gently bury my face between her ample tits; once she allowed me to do dat and was feeling all warm and cuddly from my tender nuzzling, it was then totally "easy peasy melon squeezy" getting her to let me "put my hands where my face had been", especially since by then she was accustomed to having me make major physical contact wif her chest-pillowz.

by QuacksO April 1, 2021

Melon

used to describe someone who's just committed a really stupid act.

"you proper melon!"

by Anarchy42073 September 2, 2022

Carnegie Melon

That shit where your girls gets a melon and cuts a hole in it then proceeds to slob on your knob.

Friend: damn, why do you smell like fruit?
Me: oh, thats cause my girl gave me a Carnegie Melon last night.
Friend: you a lucky man
*Daps up friend*

by Dat one n**ga November 15, 2023

Melon

The sexiest Beastars character

"do you know who Melon is?"

"you mean that sexy gazelle/leopard hybrid from Beastars?"

by pepto^%$#$%^bismol March 2, 2023