medititulate

The practice of calming the body and mind through deep breath, focus and playing with the nipples

Please do not disturb me when I medititulate, I need it.

by Jdoggiedog July 24, 2022

medititulate

The practice of calming the mind and body through deep breath, focus and playing with one's nipples

Please do not disturb me when I medititulate, I need it.

by Jdoggiedog July 24, 2022

MegaT

The main creator of FlashThemes, a revival of Alvin Hung’s website GoAnimate. In 2019, Alvin closed down all of the GoAnimate servers and sold it to another company. MegaT’s goal is too bring back the fun for everyone so that they can animate like the old days.

MegaT developed FlashThemes in 2020, and the project is still going

God knows when it’s going to finish

by TheAnimator2000 August 15, 2022

Meditating

Getting really stoned and listening to music with your eyes closed.

Timmy spent the whole day Meditating, he ate a 100 mg edible and listened to music with his eyes closed.

by Flunkie October 6, 2022

Meditoriane

A person who feels unphased by the world, numb to everything but feeling everything. The person usually feels as if space and the cosmos are speeding by their eyes, as if infinite knowledge and power is being granted to them. It usually feels as if someone is lost in space. The person feeling Meditoriane is usually a normal person who hungers with ambition.

Hey, How are you feeling?

I'm feeling Meditoriane today.

by Meditoria November 27, 2022

Megatron

The real name of Meg from Family Guy.

This Fellow: HeY
That fellow: wat
This Fellow: Did you hear? Meg's real name is Megatron!
That fellow: OmG

by moleonneck January 18, 2023

Meditasturbation

A form of meditation, typically performed by men, whereby - with the best of intentions - they go to a quiet room in their home, close the door with their iphone and AirPods. This attempt at maximizing “alone time” often results in men becoming bored of meditation turning instead to masturbation.

When done in a zen-like environment and with a relaxed mindset, this becomes a variant of guided meditation, which often leaves the Meditasturbater feeling rejuvenated and ready to start his day with a total time investment typically being not more than 3 minutes.

Friend: Have you ever tried Meditasturbation?

Stole: all the time. In fact, I got busted Meditasturbating again in my kid’s room yesterday.

by Dr. Gibberish January 22, 2023