Mega Queef

When a girl shits out of her vagina

That bitch just took a big ass mega queef

by TurboedDude May 29, 2018

Mega Mong

Amplified version of a mong - when one is so wiped that all one can do is chill, do nothing practicle whatsoever. The beauty of a mega-mong is that it can last for hours, even days.

Im so hungover that im just gonna crash at mine today and have a mega mong for the rest of the weekend

by boon:noob November 22, 2009

mega knight

the king of gays. Using this is the exact same as coming out. Get a life bozo lookin failure

"I'm gay"
"Ah same, a fellow mega knight user."

by quandle dingleton April 15, 2022

mega condom

The condom of gods, as they would say. The Mega Condom is a HUGE Condom made for HUGE cocks, bigger than 20 inches long and wide. It originated from Mount Olympus when Zeus accidentally mixed all the elements into a latex condom while having sex and thus created the legendary mega condom. The mega condom vibrates, has a cum-tank, and can warm while sex. Only obtainable through clearing WoW 100% and climbing Mount Olympus to obtain the legendary artifact.

"Man, did you hear about the legendary MEGA CONDOM?! IT'S FUCKING HUUUUUUUUGGGGEEEEEEEEE."

by Memelord (Undertaker) January 20, 2018

Mega Motherfucker

A person with a massive 12" cock who fucks mothers.

Also an asshole of epic proportions

"Wow Sam is really a Mega motherfucker"
Also
"Oh My God Sam is a mega motherfucker, i hate him so much

by Megamotherfucker(the good one) October 16, 2008

Mega Pint

One million x 473 ml (US) = 473000 Liter or 124953 US Gallons of Wine for breakfast

You drank a Mega Pint of wine for breakfast

by The Pint Man May 7, 2022

Mega Gay

A person who’s mega gay that’s named lil bill

Joe: Look at the mega gay bitch!

by _xxNigga122X___ October 16, 2019